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I may or may not have just set fire to an invisible spider.
I'm not entirely certain right now if that means that I may not have set the fire, or if it means that there may not have been an invisible spider, or if it means that the spider may not have been invisible, or if it means that I should hush and go to sleep.
Probably that last thing, since it appears that my brain already went to sleep without letting me know.
I would like to say, I find it absolutely terrifying (and highly irresponsible!) that my brain may or may not have let me play with fire to defend myself from what may or may not have been a spider (which I may or may not ever know for sure as it may or may not have been invisible)...while it's sleeping.
Ohhh, I messed that sentence up. Ah, well...I knew, at some point, what I meant to say.
I'm not entirely certain right now if that means that I may not have set the fire, or if it means that there may not have been an invisible spider, or if it means that the spider may not have been invisible, or if it means that I should hush and go to sleep.
Probably that last thing, since it appears that my brain already went to sleep without letting me know.
I would like to say, I find it absolutely terrifying (and highly irresponsible!) that my brain may or may not have let me play with fire to defend myself from what may or may not have been a spider (which I may or may not ever know for sure as it may or may not have been invisible)...while it's sleeping.
Ohhh, I messed that sentence up. Ah, well...I knew, at some point, what I meant to say.