UH-oh! One of the girls who kind of works with both of us came up with an idea to pull a gag on the department. Tomorrow - with gay marriage becoming legal here - the plan is that he and I are both going to show up for work basically matching wearing navy blue three-piece suits, starched white shirts, and navy blue bow ties. She's going to stop and get a couple of boutonnieres tonight. Tomorrow, right before lunch, she's going to pin the boutonnieres on our lapels. We'll then leave arm-in-arm, which the whole department will see. Then she's going to tell them that we've gone to the courthouse for our wedding! She's almost got me talked into it.