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melita916

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this morning, when i walked out of the house to head to work, i heard a noise that sounded like a velociraptor [well, how it sounds from jurassic park]

uh oh.

:)
 

Lynx

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Don't worry. It was just a feline paralyzing its prey with sheer terror. You're safe - humans don't have enough meat on them to be worth hunting.
 

cinder

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Don't worry. It was just a feline paralyzing its prey with sheer terror. You're safe - humans don't have enough meat on them to be worth hunting.
Who says humans don't have enough meat on them?



Never thought I'd see the day I could contradict Lynx with a cartoon.
 

Roh_Chris

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Well, if cinder has also mastered this, then woe betide this forum! :p
 

melita916

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caller: what time is your latest appointment?
me: it depends on the day. for an established patient, 5:30 if it's available. for a new patient, 5 pm if it's available.
caller: it's going to be for a new patient, and i need 5:30 pm.
me: (in my mind: what did i just say?????)
............ for a new patient, it's 5 pm because it's a longer session..........
 

CatHerder

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caller: what time is your latest appointment?
me: it depends on the day. for an established patient, 5:30 if it's available. for a new patient, 5 pm if it's available.
caller: it's going to be for a new patient, and i need 5:30 pm.
me: (in my mind: what did i just say?????)
............ for a new patient, it's 5 pm because it's a longer session..........
This reminds me of my experiences at a morning drive-thru:


Me: (finishing order) "...and a black coffee, please."

McD: Would you like any cream or sugar with that?

Me: ...
 
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This reminds me of my experiences at a morning drive-thru:


Me: (finishing order) "...and a black coffee, please."

McD: Would you like any cream or sugar with that?

Me: ...
Yes, but on the side. Always on the side. On the side is a big thing for you.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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If you say "gullible" slowly enough, it sounds like "oranges."
 

Lynx

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Who says humans don't have enough meat on them?



Never thought I'd see the day I could contradict Lynx with a cartoon.
That also with incredible. Not so much for the cartoon as that somebody finally contradicted me with one. Usually I'm the one who uses cartoons, mostly Calvin and Hobbes. :D

I'll get back to you as soon as I'm at my computer and have access to my Calvin and Hobbes cartoons.
 
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Shouryu

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That also with incredible. Not so much for the cartoon as that somebody finally contradicted me with one. Usually I'm the one who uses cartoons, mostly Calvin and Hobbes. :D
False. You post XKCD far more often than you post Calvin and Hobbes. I would totally bet a nickel on it.
 

Shannon50

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I just responded to a thousand year old thread... think I'll get any response?