I have completely failed to water any portion of the yard since we got back from vacation. And yet, 1/4 of the grass is still alive, two pretty flowers are blooming, and the pumpkins are getting huge. Well, the plants...I should check for gourds. NO PHONE, I DO NOT WANT TO ENABLE DICTATION, STOPPIT. So yeah, I totally killed the strawberries off. Why have I been entrusted with such a ginormous yard?