Streams of Consciousness & Thoughts~~~

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
A

AuntieAnt

Guest
I found this online earlier tonight and thought I would share.

Hemingway is a writing checker that is absolutely brilliant.

  • checks all spellings for you
  • checks if you’re over-using adverbs
  • picks out over-complicated sentences
  • suggests replacements for over-complicated phrases
  • picks out the passive voice
  • tells you how readable your text is (Grades/College level/etc)
  • calculates reading time

Hemingway Editor
Bookmarked to my favorites. Thanks! :eek:
 
M

missy2014

Guest
At Chick-fil-A they ask for your name in the drive thru. I gave them Bruce(already not my actual name). They said, "Chris." Sure. Close enough lol.
Hey least it wasn't Jenny XD j/k
 
M

missy2014

Guest
actually at McDonald's birthday party I was called Bruce my real name is Ruth not the first time haha!
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
16,440
5,387
113
So I unintentionally bypassed a co-worker by surprise tonight, and his reaction was:

co-worker: "GGGAAAAAHHHH!!!! Why do you always have to sneak up on me like that???"

me: "Because I have to practice my ninja skills regularly or they get rusty..."

co-worker: "I never even saw you!!"

me: "Well, the only reason you're even seeing me right now is because I want you to. Normally, I'm invisible..."

Co-worker rolls eyes and throws his hands in the air. (I seem to get that a lot.)

#Respect.
#TheMadNinjaSkillz.
 

BruceWayne

Senior Member
Aug 7, 2013
3,694
357
83
Gotham City
This was cool lol. I guess those Jedi mind tricks really work.

[video=youtube;LKZYE_TSptQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKZYE_TSptQ[/video]
 
M

MollyConnor

Guest
Watch it kid!

*Lynx shakes his walking stick at the impertinent young whippersnapper.
LOL you're only 12 years older than me, you could be my brother. I was totally kidding. ;)
 
W

wwjd_kilden

Guest
me: i'm not about to fight with the fax machine. i've spent all day fighting this (points to printer) machine.
boss: .... so much sass in this room.
me: it's like the terminator. it's an uprising!
I HATE fax machines.
Thankfully I only got like 1-2 calls a year about them doing tech support. I was always tempted to say "What on earth are you using a dinosaur invention for?!" :p
 
C

coby2

Guest
Yesterday in the train the conductor said: are you always so sweet? Here you have stickers.

20160507_210326.jpg

Later some people said: a day without stickers is a day not lived. I forgot that he also put one on my face lol.
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
16,440
5,387
113
You know it's gonna be a long night when you're steeping a green tea bag... IN YOUR COFFEE... because that's the closest thing you can get to a super-shot of caffeine without setting up an IV...
 
M

missy2014

Guest
Ready? You ready for cheesyness?
I am / been breaking the glass of my tablet digitisizer the screen basically and so I yell out to Mum " Mum want a Crack at it?"
Get it? XD love this cheesy joke. cracking> Crack at it */an Attempt
LOL went to type bahaha came up with Bahamas * nz slang?
OH yeah don't replace your cracked tablet with a replacement digitizer takes way to long Get A PRO
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
27,259
9,305
113
You know it's gonna be a long night when you're steeping a green tea bag... IN YOUR COFFEE... because that's the closest thing you can get to a super-shot of caffeine without setting up an IV...
Ah, I remember the days when I worked at a Taco Bell... the mountain dew spigot, you could lift the guard and access the individual syrup and carbonated water levers. I would get a cup of tea concentrate - brewed tea before it was diluted by water - and add a shot of mountain dew syrup to it. That was a great wakeup when I was short on sleep.