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Well should I ever get married I think I know a few people who won't be invited. I don't want anyone (or any gifts) blown up during my wedding. I expect it to be memorable enough without that.
And believe me... you could invite some of us and we'd make it memorable even without fire. My fiance has made me agree to do just that. I think it's cruel, although she supports me in my extreme bible addiction (I have a problem okay)!
Now to decide on what color to get our wedding bibles bound in. What - it's perfectly normal to have a special bible bound for a wedding.