I have too many CC crushes. Of those that are within a decade of my age, there is:
1. A woman who will go on roller coasters with me
2. A woman who can bake me cheesecakes
3. A woman who can knit me an ugly Christmas sweater, made from alpacas that were shorn on our first date
So many wonderful choices...
Cat, may I humbly suggest that if you're going to start yourself a CC Harem (and it looks like you already have,) you must be able to market yourself to the ladies in a way that will make them think it's all about them instead of all about you.
Note your original wording: "A woman who can... with me... for me... make me, bake me... me, me, me."
What you want to do is say something like this:
"1. A woman I can generously keep from being alone at theme parks while offering her the privilege of gazing at my (Catherder's) perfect hair.
2. A woman whom I can generously offer my personal tasting/culinary feedback skills to, and may I emphasize that I specialize in cheesecake.
3. A woman for whom I can generously model her stunning creations. After all, I, Catherder, can make even the most obnoxious Christmas sweater look completely fabulous.
Ladies, hurry up and discover all the things I can do for you today!"
There now, isn't that much better? Surely it lets all the ladies know you are interested in doing things for them, and not the other way around!!!
What's that???? I just heard the Catherder Crush'O'Meter go up 10 points!!!