I just checked my email and found I'd received 2 new messages. One was from a restaurant chain I used to frequent and one was from a Christian dating site I used to subscribe to.
My mind has a habit of mashing things together, and so, my brain interpreted both messages at the same time, resulting in: "We'd Love to Introduce You To... Our New Breakfast Scones."
To which, my immediate mental reply was, "Oh, baby. Yes, yes, yes."