Things NOT to say on your first date....

[Lanolin]

These flowers are for....my mum.

 

[CozHElivesIcanface2morrow]

Bye, Felicia! 😂

 

[AndyMaleh]

All my clothes were in the laundry, so I wore my Spider-Man Halloween costume instead. I hope you’re OK with it. Don’t worry. My name is not Peter Parker and I don’t have a secret identity. Masks are fashionable nowadays, no?

 

[tourist]

These flowers are for....my mum.

Having said that there will not be a second date to worry about.

 

[Lanolin]

Flowers?! How old-fashioned. Dont you know I appreciate a good txt message over flowers.

 

[AndyMaleh]

I once ate a flower. Let me demonstrate by eating all the flowers now.

 

[Lanolin]

well some flowers are edible but some are poisonous, I assume you know which ones are edible.

 

[Lanolin]

*Brings cauliflower on date*

 

[AndyMaleh]

Hey, I brought my rock band with me. I hope you don’t mind.

 

[1christian1]

I guess your just what in needed, I needed someone to please...

 

[AndyMaleh]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

[mailmandan]

Let's move in together.

 

[Lanolin]

7 children should be enough, I would like a large family so we need to get started right away. You look like you will do.

 

[AndyMaleh]

7 children should be enough, I would like a large family so we need to get started right away. You look like you will do.

At my age, this would be something very fine to hear actually. (that scared me to death when I was young and dumb though)

"Sorry, I was late. I had to buy condoms at the pharmacy."

 

[Scribe]

I think the Covid vaccine will have a chip.

 

[Pipp]

You do have life insurance , dont you?? Never know when an accident might happen...

 

[AndyMaleh]

Skis? That sucks. We're going to a snowboarders only park.

 

[MendedSoul]

Let me check with my wife.

 

[Lanolin]

the restaurant is BYO. Did you BYO?

 

[AndyMaleh]

Sorry, I'm not hungry I thought it was just a coffee date.