Things NOT to say on your first date....

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AndyMaleh

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All my clothes were in the laundry, so I wore my Spider-Man Halloween costume instead. I hope you’re OK with it. Don’t worry. My name is not Peter Parker and I don’t have a secret identity. Masks are fashionable nowadays, no?
 

Lanolin

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Flowers?! How old-fashioned. Dont you know I appreciate a good txt message over flowers.
 

Lanolin

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well some flowers are edible but some are poisonous, I assume you know which ones are edible.
 

Lanolin

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*Brings cauliflower on date*
 
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I guess your just what in needed, I needed someone to please...
 

Lanolin

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7 children should be enough, I would like a large family so we need to get started right away. You look like you will do.
 

AndyMaleh

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7 children should be enough, I would like a large family so we need to get started right away. You look like you will do.
At my age, this would be something very fine to hear actually. :) (that scared me to death when I was young and dumb though)

"Sorry, I was late. I had to buy condoms at the pharmacy."
 

Pipp

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You do have life insurance , dont you?? Never know when an accident might happen...:)
 

Lanolin

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the restaurant is BYO. Did you BYO?