Things NOT to say on your first date....
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I just gotta warn you that if I act a little mean, it's only because mercury is currently in retrograde. But, you should be fine because you’re a Leo with Scorpio rising and a Cancer moon, so you’re probably already a terrible person and we should totally get along!
Okay, okay......guilty, I found your mom on Facebook and asked her for your birthday information, but aren’t you glad I did!?!? So, what are we drinking?
And, I love you.
Okay, okay......guilty, I found your mom on Facebook and asked her for your birthday information, but aren’t you glad I did!?!? So, what are we drinking?
And, I love you.
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- I’m so glad you wanted to meet me, because I haven’t really seen a living soul for three years now, you know.
-Why not?
-Aww, you know, they kept me in solitary confinement, you know, special housing unit, you know, but let’s forget about all that now, you know
-Uh, okay...
-I shouldn’t drink, my parole officer would go totally crazy if she knew, but can you get me a Scotch on the Rocks?
-Umm...I think my mother is on the line...she needs me at her house...uh...huh...
-Okay, just make sure she gets her will right when we get married
-Uh...
-Why not?
-Aww, you know, they kept me in solitary confinement, you know, special housing unit, you know, but let’s forget about all that now, you know
-Uh, okay...
-I shouldn’t drink, my parole officer would go totally crazy if she knew, but can you get me a Scotch on the Rocks?
-Umm...I think my mother is on the line...she needs me at her house...uh...huh...
-Okay, just make sure she gets her will right when we get married
-Uh...
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