THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T
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what could go wrong?
the spare tyre (or safety tyre) also gets a puncture and you have to replace the whole lot.
The warm drink contains lactose or soy, and shes allergic or intolerant
You have parsely stuck in your teeth
the flowers make her sneeze
the roses are prickly
and you lose your spanner.
of course, its A for effort. Most women would love this, as we all like comedians that make us laugh but some women are extremely hard to please and too serious.
the spare tyre (or safety tyre) also gets a puncture and you have to replace the whole lot.
The warm drink contains lactose or soy, and shes allergic or intolerant
You have parsely stuck in your teeth
the flowers make her sneeze
the roses are prickly
and you lose your spanner.
of course, its A for effort. Most women would love this, as we all like comedians that make us laugh but some women are extremely hard to please and too serious.
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My goodness.what in the world..??🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's just too stunning a cake to eat seriously..my teeth are just too unworthy to be munching on such a grand spectacle.🤣💕..each cake you make seems to surpass the previous one..👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I think I will have it in a state of permanent freeze and keep it outside our new car business in a specially made glass box and use its pic as the new logo..👍👍
Just goes to show how much you are an asset to this tyre changing company..
pls remain in the company till your aged 103..I need you around.. 😊😊😊
That's just too stunning a cake to eat seriously..my teeth are just too unworthy to be munching on such a grand spectacle.🤣💕..each cake you make seems to surpass the previous one..👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I think I will have it in a state of permanent freeze and keep it outside our new car business in a specially made glass box and use its pic as the new logo..👍👍
Just goes to show how much you are an asset to this tyre changing company..
pls remain in the company till your aged 103..I need you around.. 😊😊😊
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Just be genuine, faithful, open and honest. That is more than enough 
..surely that diamond embedded thing will at least cause a smile right...?😊😊
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Ummmm..good points.
well I will have my special tyre machine in my car to repair anything like this and will advise the lady yo get her tyres sorted within a set period.
For heath and safety purposes she would 1st be give a form to complete whee she can disclose and food allergies,intolerance to say products milk-lactose.....nuts ect.
Parsley stuck in my teeth.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
remember my teeth have been whitened and glow like the sun or a torch...so hopeful such things wouldn't be visable..
The health and safety from woul be her opportunity to mention things like reactions to flowers,perfume.ect long before she gets anything
Plus I will be playing whale music in the background so this should make her calm when doing the form..
The roses would of been completely stripped of all thorns and sharp stalks ect...then inspected that they are not looking limp..
yes I could looe my spanner..but hey...that's all fine....my hands are already shaped like spanners ..so nothing could hinder the work on her car..😊😊
Yes some people can be hard to please however another persons prickiness is another's opportunity to demonstrate diligence and making things bespoke just for them...😊😊
Phew..the only thing that could ruin things is if a huge herd of angry cows came stampeding towards me at 20 miles an hour..🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
well I will have my special tyre machine in my car to repair anything like this and will advise the lady yo get her tyres sorted within a set period.
For heath and safety purposes she would 1st be give a form to complete whee she can disclose and food allergies,intolerance to say products milk-lactose.....nuts ect.
Parsley stuck in my teeth.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
remember my teeth have been whitened and glow like the sun or a torch...so hopeful such things wouldn't be visable..
The health and safety from woul be her opportunity to mention things like reactions to flowers,perfume.ect long before she gets anything
Plus I will be playing whale music in the background so this should make her calm when doing the form..
The roses would of been completely stripped of all thorns and sharp stalks ect...then inspected that they are not looking limp..
yes I could looe my spanner..but hey...that's all fine....my hands are already shaped like spanners ..so nothing could hinder the work on her car..😊😊
Yes some people can be hard to please however another persons prickiness is another's opportunity to demonstrate diligence and making things bespoke just for them...😊😊
Phew..the only thing that could ruin things is if a huge herd of angry cows came stampeding towards me at 20 miles an hour..🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
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Personally I prefer the good heart, genuine, faithful to the diamonds. Presents are easy.
But some may like the diamonds. Everyone is different.
But some may like the diamonds. Everyone is different.
Being treated well by another in practical ways like gifts ect can warm the heart if you already know the persons level of affection and sincerity..
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Ha ha ha those corkscrew fingers definitely look they need steam iron ...cant have ur fingers looking like that can we..how on earth will you be able to type or pick up the phone for me..?🤷♀️🤷♀️😫😫
Not to worry though....I belive that a tyre is the answer to everything..so resting a tyre on those hands will "straighten then out"...literally.😊😊😊
nothing wrong with a bit of crazy banter..🤣🤣🤣
Not to worry though....I belive that a tyre is the answer to everything..so resting a tyre on those hands will "straighten then out"...literally.😊😊😊
nothing wrong with a bit of crazy banter..🤣🤣🤣
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Crazy banter is my middle name!
And as you can see I will stick my nose in a thread at any obscure time. 😋
Well, maybe that's just being a jerk
Hey Encouragement, if Ruby is gonna handle the cake/pastries aspect of the business for you, may I suggest hiring me to be your cook/chef?
I do have over 9 yrs in the business as well as an additional 9 of servitude when I was married!
😁 Pray about bro. LoL
And as you can see I will stick my nose in a thread at any obscure time. 😋
Well, maybe that's just being a jerk
Hey Encouragement, if Ruby is gonna handle the cake/pastries aspect of the business for you, may I suggest hiring me to be your cook/chef?
I do have over 9 yrs in the business as well as an additional 9 of servitude when I was married!
😁 Pray about bro. LoL
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yer...but I think we should make him wear that panda outfit whenever he works coz I dunno if I could cope if my quest for cupids arrow gets diverted by the presence of another Male.. 😫🤣🤣🤣...he could jeopardise the whole tyre changing plan to win a ladies heart..💘💘💘💘🤣🤣🤣
You know how insecure us males can be with another make in the scene...😉
You know how insecure us males can be with another make in the scene...😉
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