THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T
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It seems to have changed into a tyre changing thread where @Encouragement has volunteered to change anyone's tyres who needs it. Payment seems to be cake. Sorry that was my fault.
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Well there are plenty of "damsels in distress in the world" Tyres needing changing, washers in taps needing changing, wood chopping, the head on the garden hose needing properly fitting ( lol, this I know from experience. For some reason mine keeps flying off and the hose turns on me when I am trying to water my seedlings I planted a few weeks ago), etc etc. Plenty of opportunities 
I thought was just common knowledge amongst us women, unless we are faking being helpless.
as said before, we just need flowers and chocolates, and a foot massage cos we can be a bit stressed out from working so hard.
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Last week some guys car broke down outside my house. Mum, the lady neighbour next door and me all offered to help these men.
We had a jumpstart lead for the battery and all.
Nothing really worked and they werent members of the AA so they rang a mate to buy another new battery for them.
I think you need to rethink your car tyre strategy. Yes being a good neighbour is important, but that doesnt mean anyone with a car that doesnt go and needs help is necessarily even female and single.
We had a jumpstart lead for the battery and all.
Nothing really worked and they werent members of the AA so they rang a mate to buy another new battery for them.
I think you need to rethink your car tyre strategy. Yes being a good neighbour is important, but that doesnt mean anyone with a car that doesnt go and needs help is necessarily even female and single.
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Firstly..you're saying "NEXT TIME"...so that means you're anticipating to be around when I get the chance to be a lady drivers hero??
Ummm..so either you're a "woman on road side with car trouble" spy🕵️♀️🕵️♀️🕵️♀️
Or your some kind "C.C romance police"...out to check if I actually meet someone special by changing a ladies tyre..👮♀️👮♀️🚔🚓🚓😂
Secondly what a great idea you came up with about my extra whitenened teeths glow being the actual light source 🔦🔦..👏🏻👏🏻
(who could resist my dazzling dentals and trimmed chest wig)..🤣🤣🤣
How can I possibly go wrong with you giving me such advice...how about becoming my romantic advisor or my R.A.i would pay you $900 per hour..💰💰💰💰💰💰💰😊😊
Ummm..so either you're a "woman on road side with car trouble" spy🕵️♀️🕵️♀️🕵️♀️
Or your some kind "C.C romance police"...out to check if I actually meet someone special by changing a ladies tyre..👮♀️👮♀️🚔🚓🚓😂
Secondly what a great idea you came up with about my extra whitenened teeths glow being the actual light source 🔦🔦..👏🏻👏🏻
(who could resist my dazzling dentals and trimmed chest wig)..🤣🤣🤣
How can I possibly go wrong with you giving me such advice...how about becoming my romantic advisor or my R.A.i would pay you $900 per hour..💰💰💰💰💰💰💰😊😊
Yes exactly...however the original purpose was to see if cupids arrow will come my way if help a lady with tyre trouble on the road...and Ruby123 I will need the cake before I release my services..Coz nothings worse than after changing the tyre...there's no romantic spark....and to top it all off..theres....NO CAKE!🎂🍰😫😫
This could break a man.🤣🤣
This could break a man.🤣🤣
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Lol.....well it just gives me the chance to play some kinda hero..the man of the hour....the knight on horseback....the superman to the lois lane.....👍💪💪
Need I say more...😉😉🤣🤣
Happy to chuck in the chocolates,flowers and foot massage as a premium offer separate from the tyre changing..gotta multitask here..😊😊😊
Need I say more...😉😉🤣🤣
Happy to chuck in the chocolates,flowers and foot massage as a premium offer separate from the tyre changing..gotta multitask here..😊😊😊
Oh yes of course..it could be either gender....however there is a niche in the market to offer tyre changing services to specific types of individuals.😊
My services will be accessible to a specific social group..👍👍
Anyone outside this group will be referred to the "general car services"..I am a man with a plan..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My services will be accessible to a specific social group..👍👍
Anyone outside this group will be referred to the "general car services"..I am a man with a plan..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....dont worry your still covered..Tyres are also seen in a metaphorical sense now too.
Tyres help the car get around and are the only part that has contact with the road right.
So your shoes are the equivalent of the tyre..
So broken/painful shoes I can help with👢👡
Any foot complaints I can assist...👣
You know how it happens you're out and about and ur feet ache..or your shoe heel gives way..??😉
Who you gonna call.
"Encouragement".💁🏻♀️..(background is the ghost busters music)..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tyres help the car get around and are the only part that has contact with the road right.
So your shoes are the equivalent of the tyre..
So broken/painful shoes I can help with👢👡
Any foot complaints I can assist...👣
You know how it happens you're out and about and ur feet ache..or your shoe heel gives way..??😉
Who you gonna call.
"Encouragement".💁🏻♀️..(background is the ghost busters music)..🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I will just simply tell the lady to sit in her car and keep the engine on with the heater on to keep warm with a nice cup of tea and a small slice of one of you cakes..
I will always have my special "car tyre repair machine" in the back of my car with me..so just use it to repair the other tyres and highly recommend her to get them changed in the next 80 hours...
She might be so impressed she may offer to cook me dinner that same day...🍝🍜🍽😉
I will always have my special "car tyre repair machine" in the back of my car with me..so just use it to repair the other tyres and highly recommend her to get them changed in the next 80 hours...
She might be so impressed she may offer to cook me dinner that same day...🍝🍜🍽😉
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i am writing this down in case I actually ever see this in action.
I have a friend whos husband actually owns a tyre company. But I am not sure if she met him it was because of the tyres.
I have so far avoided having to change my tyres for a few years but this thread has made me want to get them checked out.
I have a friend whos husband actually owns a tyre company. But I am not sure if she met him it was because of the tyres.
I have so far avoided having to change my tyres for a few years but this thread has made me want to get them checked out.
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