What was your first relationship like?

[G00WZ]

My first relationship started when i was about 19-20. It lasted for maybe two weeks before i had to dump her. With me, i really wasn't looking for a relationship with her like that because she always came off as desperate,clingy,needy, and an ultra-diva/ drama queen.I would literally shoo her away, or try to pawn her off on other people, but she would just come right back. I think she thought that i was playing with her or something, she never could take a hint...It was kind of funny but sad at the same time. So one day i decided i would allow it, even though at the time i was more interested in hanging out with friends, talking to other girls and just goofing off and having fun (and for the prudes who read this... Relax. not that kind of "fun" lol). As for how the relationship went, it was actually worse than i expected. My next relationships were way better though because i made smarter choices.

 

[tourist]

Wait.......

You engaged in premarital interdigitation??

That's the way that it is with the young people these days. They do it on Face Book and then discus it over a series of Tweets.

 

[tourist]

I was 15 when I met this girl who was staying for a few weeks during the summer with a neighbor down the street who was a friend of my mom. I lived in Detroit and she lived in Flint. My dad drove me up to see her for a few times after she went home. We had our first kiss in the back seat of an old car that was sitting on her lawn. We exchanged a few letters during the next several months. Eventually, due to the distance the relationship fizzled out. I called on day to arrange to see her again and she was that she was now seeing a local boy.

About 6 months later she writes, says she made a mistake and she wanted me back. The thing is, I have a policy where I don't give someone a second chance to break my heart. Besides that, I had met a local girl and was now in another relationship. This one didn't work out either, thank God. She ended up marrying my best friend. Years later, during his divorce he said he was sorry for stealing my girl. Told him that he did me a huge favor.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

Today he is married to a man.

OH WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT REMINDS ME!!

Technically JB wasn't my first boyfriend. I mean he was officially but like my first "boyfriend" super air quotes was when I was in kindergarten. It was cute baby crush, ect. I kissed him under the monkey bars - or probably more accurately headbutt him with my face. He too is now also married to a man

 

[Pipp]

Literally nothing to tell about.

 

[Smooth]

Sinful, toxic and immature.
But I’ve matured since last week.

 

[cinder]

It's either TBD or non-existent. Will let you know as things progress.