who wants to be my girl?

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NukePooch

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seoulsearch said:
Is there an age limit?

I'd hate to be the old lady crashing the party...

As long as the party is over by 5:30.

After all, Bingo starts at 6, and I need time to polish my dentures.
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No. Bingo is @ 9:30AM, right after lunch (which is @ 9AM).

The party needs to be over by 5:30, because Wheel comes on at 7. It takes me a while to go to the bathroom and drink my evening Metamucil. I will not miss Wheel.
 
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NukePooch

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wisebeardman said:
pfft, feelings,hopes,dreams are meaningless.. now knowing what Iran used to be called is knowledge
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Not true...you're supposed to have feelings, hopes, and dreams before you get a girl... It gives a lady something to spitefully crush and substitute with her own feelings, hopes, and dreams.
 
seoulsearch

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NukePooch said:
No. Bingo is @ 9:30AM, right after lunch (which is @ 9AM).

The party needs to be over by 5:30, because Wheel comes on at 7. It takes me a while to go to the bathroom and drink my evening Metamucil. I will not miss Wheel.
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I always suspected you were a little irregular, Nuke.;)

And now I know why.
 
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ServantStrike

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NukePooch said:
Not true...you're supposed to have feelings, hopes, and dreams before you get a girl... It gives a lady something to spitefully crush and substitute with her own feelings, hopes, and dreams.
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I believe this is what women call "sport."
 
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NukePooch

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ServantStrike said:
I believe this is what women call "sport."
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~nods~
It's what they talk about when they go to the bathroom together. It's basically like going to a bookie or a horsetrack...they've got all the betting odds written on the mirror in lipstick...




I've got $50 riding on Wise stumbling in the turn before the final straight and ending up marrying the CEO of the Sweater-of-the-Month mail-order company.
 
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wisebeardman

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NukePooch said:
Not true...you're supposed to have feelings, hopes, and dreams before you get a girl... It gives a lady something to spitefully crush and substitute with her own feelings, hopes, and dreams.
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I take the Vulcan approach, feelings,hopes, and dreams are illogical.
 
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NukePooch

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wisebeardman said:
I take the Vulcan approach, feelings,hopes, and dreams are illogical.
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...but still won't keep you from missing the big event on TV to go shopping all day for new kitchen curtains because you have been told to.

[video=youtube;sCmouvcZ4lw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCmouvcZ4lw[/video]
 
wisebeardman

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NukePooch said:
...but still won't keep you from missing the big event on TV to go shopping all day for new kitchen curtains because you have been told to.

[video=youtube;sCmouvcZ4lw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCmouvcZ4lw[/video]
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heh, you don't know me very well, if it is something I do not want to do I ain't doing it.
 
Lynx

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wisebeardman said:
I take the Vulcan approach, feelings,hopes, and dreams are illogical.
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Good. Because I had some really weird dreams last night. Glad they're just illogical.
 
garet82

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wisebeardman said:
So who wants to be my girl?

rules, must be single. no married no boyfriends 100% single.

1st 8 women who complete the following questionnaire with the highest score will be in the running, (cut off 1/20/16 8pm est) after the 1st 8 another question pool will be posted and the 4 highest ranked will continue on, and then another question pool will be posted and the top 2 continue on, and finally the final question pool will be posted and the one who gets the most correct wins!

*please no google the answers, give best shot with the answer

Wildcard round.

answers must be sent via PM
1. How many counties are in Indiana
2. What world leader died on March 5th 1953
3. What date did Alaska become a state
4. what is the equation to figure out how long a quarter wave antenna needs to be for a particular frequency
5. what is the capitol of Ukraine
6. what is the capitol of the Yukon
7. how long does it take pluto to orbit the sun
8. a 80,000lbs truck can not cross a bridge that has a 6 ton weight limit
9. a AK-47 can fire 600 rounds per minute
10. New York City was once a Dutch territory

answers must be sent via PM
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Oh no ^.^ Examination time :D yay good luck girls ;)
 
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