I have too many to list them all, but here are a few.
I had met this guy who was in the navy, every time his ship was in we were always together, he had asked me if we could only just see each other, i really liked him so i was all for it. Anyway
He left for a month to do work ups, and when he came back he called me and said he missed me and wanted to see me that night. We go out to get something to eat and as were sitting there he looks at me and goes, Your starting to get fat. What do you even say to that! So were sitting across from each other he takes my hands and i'm thinkin he's going to apologize , but he says there is this really hot girl over there and she keeps looking at me, should i go ask for her number?
Needless to say that didn't work out.
I had been dating this guy for a good while and it was Valentines day, my favorite place is PF Changs, so he takes me there. The whole night he is looking the girl that seats people up and down. Like i mean seriously checking her out, the i can't even talk to you, what did you just say, sorry i wasn't listening kind of checking her out.
So that was a fun night.
Or how about the time Carlos calls me after our date and says you know, i really like you, and your really hot, but i like really really skinny girls, and if you could just lose ten pounds.....
This next one i just really love. I was with a guy named Brad, and if not for the fact he did drugs, slept with his best friend and lied all the time he would have been great. Anyways, its my birthday and he goes... i've got tickets to this thing, and i know your gonna like it. We go to this "thing im really going to like" and it turns out were seeing this heavy metal band called The death star orchestra.. I mean do i seem like the kind of person who listens to bands called The death star orchestra! Turns out He took me there because his best friend was going to be there, which was a girl just an fyi.
My sister kinda sets me up with this guy at the church we were going to. I was actually really excited because he was a christian and from what i could tell actually acted like one.
We go out on our first date and he tells me all about how his ex girlfriend was so hot, and how she had really big.......... Yeaaaaaaah you can figure out the rest of that.
My favorite one is this.
We had been together for a year when he says this. If i keep calling you the name Rachael by accident it just means i might love you. Rachael was my girlfriend before you....
Why him and i aren't still together is a mystery!