Worst Dating Experiences

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Elizabeth619

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Elizabeth wins, I've never had a man hold a gun to my head. Talk about crazy men! Freaks me out just thinking about it.
Dog ashes are far worse. Mine was nothin I fought back. I came out a stronger, better woman.
You were chased by cremated remains of Fido. That's like permanent psychological damage.
 

Descyple

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I once had a date tell me I had to pay for our dinner.

I told her that is not how I roll, then she rolled me out of her life!!!

I guess I just don't understand women!!!
 

Elizabeth619

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I once had a date tell me I had to pay for our dinner.

I told her that is not how I roll, then she rolled me out of her life!!!

I guess I just don't understand women!!!
We are mysterious, but quite lovely creatures.
 
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BLINDSIDE_CHIK

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I committed myself to a longer relationship after I knew the whole first date was horrible. It lasted almost a year and ended it a disaster. If I explained everything it would take up this whole forum, and then run out of pages. But Bascially it was horrible. Lesson Learned.
 

Oncefallen

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A word of warning. Elisabeth believes in treating her man like a god........................

















Three burnt offerings a day :p
 

Descyple

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A word of warning. Elisabeth believes in treating her man like a god........................

















Three burnt offerings a day :p
As long as it's not my heart she sacrifices as an offering, then we should be okay!!!
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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Shouryu

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A word of warning. Elisabeth believes in treating her man like a god........................

Three burnt offerings a day :p
THAT is the most awesome joke about bad cooking I have heard in ages. You win an internetz, good sir!
 
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Donkeyfish07

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The absoulute weirdest experience I ever had was this girl I met at the mall when I was 19. She was really cute, we exchanged numbers and she called me later that day and asked if she could come over that evening. I said sure....she gets dropped off by some people in a van and brings 2 cats with her....I'm like what are you bringing cats to my house for? She's like I wanna keep em. I was aggrivated but i let her keep the cats in the basement till she left. Then she didnt even have a ride home and i had to overpay a friend of mine to drop what he was doing and take her home because i couldnt drive (we had had a few beers).....as soon as we dropped her off...im like crap! she left the cats in my basement.

Turns out, she didn't even want the cats....she just wanted to come over really bad and knew somebody that wanted to give away some cats to a good home. It took me a good while to find somewhere for the cats to go.
 
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The absoulute weirdest experience I ever had was this girl I met at the mall when I was 19. She was really cute, we exchanged numbers and she called me later that day and asked if she could come over that evening. I said sure....she gets dropped off by some people in a van and brings 2 cats with her....I'm like what are you bringing cats to my house for? She's like I wanna keep em. I was aggrivated but i let her keep the cats in the basement till she left. Then she didnt even have a ride home and i had to overpay a friend of mine to drop what he was doing and take her home because i couldnt drive (we had had a few beers).....as soon as we dropped her off...im like crap! she left the cats in my basement.

Turns out, she didn't even want the cats....she just wanted to come over really bad and knew somebody that wanted to give away some cats to a good home. It took me a good while to find somewhere for the cats to go.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey?
 
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Shiloah

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The absoulute weirdest experience I ever had was this girl I met at the mall when I was 19. She was really cute, we exchanged numbers and she called me later that day and asked if she could come over that evening. I said sure....she gets dropped off by some people in a van and brings 2 cats with her....I'm like what are you bringing cats to my house for? She's like I wanna keep em. I was aggrivated but i let her keep the cats in the basement till she left. Then she didnt even have a ride home and i had to overpay a friend of mine to drop what he was doing and take her home because i couldnt drive (we had had a few beers).....as soon as we dropped her off...im like crap! she left the cats in my basement.

Turns out, she didn't even want the cats....she just wanted to come over really bad and knew somebody that wanted to give away some cats to a good home. It took me a good while to find somewhere for the cats to go.
Well that's one of the weirdest experiences I've heard of too. Poor cats. lol.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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#76
I once had a date tell me I had to pay for our dinner.

I told her that is not how I roll, then she rolled me out of her life!!!

I guess I just don't understand women!!!
lol....thumbsup.....If they don't act like a lady, never pay for anything.
 

AzureAfire

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I once had a date tell me I had to pay for our dinner.

I told her that is not how I roll, then she rolled me out of her life!!!

I guess I just don't understand women!!!
Okaaay....XD

Well, most of my dates (with boyfriends. I never had blind dates before) in the past had me paying for dinner, and almost everything else XD it does NOT feel good at all.

I am definitely not going to shoulder everything for a guy again, unless it's his birthday XD But i don't mind taking the tab every once in while, for a boyfriend :)

Besides....i charge interest in other areas *slinking into the darkness, grinning wickedly*
 
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Donkeyfish07

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#78
Well that's one of the weirdest experiences I've heard of too. Poor cats. lol.
I know, that aside i actually really liked that girl but i got so mad about her using the kitties like that I never spoke to her again. My kitty's laying beside me waiting for his 10th daily lovins as we speak.

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Donkeyfish07

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey?
I didn't understand your reply at all so i googled it. Thanks for the laffs :p. I found a site with a few of his quotes. My favorite so far is

"The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
 

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I have too many to list them all, but here are a few.

I had met this guy who was in the navy, every time his ship was in we were always together, he had asked me if we could only just see each other, i really liked him so i was all for it. Anyway
He left for a month to do work ups, and when he came back he called me and said he missed me and wanted to see me that night. We go out to get something to eat and as were sitting there he looks at me and goes, Your starting to get fat. What do you even say to that! So were sitting across from each other he takes my hands and i'm thinkin he's going to apologize , but he says there is this really hot girl over there and she keeps looking at me, should i go ask for her number?
Needless to say that didn't work out.

I had been dating this guy for a good while and it was Valentines day, my favorite place is PF Changs, so he takes me there. The whole night he is looking the girl that seats people up and down. Like i mean seriously checking her out, the i can't even talk to you, what did you just say, sorry i wasn't listening kind of checking her out.
So that was a fun night.

Or how about the time Carlos calls me after our date and says you know, i really like you, and your really hot, but i like really really skinny girls, and if you could just lose ten pounds.....

This next one i just really love. I was with a guy named Brad, and if not for the fact he did drugs, slept with his best friend and lied all the time he would have been great. Anyways, its my birthday and he goes... i've got tickets to this thing, and i know your gonna like it. We go to this "thing im really going to like" and it turns out were seeing this heavy metal band called The death star orchestra.. I mean do i seem like the kind of person who listens to bands called The death star orchestra! Turns out He took me there because his best friend was going to be there, which was a girl just an fyi.

My sister kinda sets me up with this guy at the church we were going to. I was actually really excited because he was a christian and from what i could tell actually acted like one.
We go out on our first date and he tells me all about how his ex girlfriend was so hot, and how she had really big.......... Yeaaaaaaah you can figure out the rest of that.

My favorite one is this.
We had been together for a year when he says this. If i keep calling you the name Rachael by accident it just means i might love you. Rachael was my girlfriend before you....
Why him and i aren't still together is a mystery! :D
bahahahahaha. you are one really lucky girl. ;)