Dentists, Doctors, traffic cops, lawyers, and politicians will be out of a job.
Cellphones, Spam, and annoyingly aggressive drivers will have to wait outside the pearly gates.
I'm afraid we'll have to neglect Facebook for the rest of eternity, and I'm not positive, but we may never sneeze again. So we'll have to come up with a new reason to randomly bless one another. I'd recommend nose picking but I'm not sure if THAT will be in Heaven either. I guess that also means that Kleenex tissues will be no more.
Credit cards, we'll forget, all bills for that matter.
And finally, I don't think we'll need bandaids- so use your favorite cartoon brand while you can.
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I didn't see that post above me until after I posted. Now what a strange coincidence it is that we'd both talk about noses?