NodYourHeadLikeYeah asks:
I guess it's Ken Thomas. My name's actually Thomas Kennedy but I always thought Ken Thomas sounded like a better baseball name. "stepping to the plate is Ken Thomas. Thomas is batting 301 and is 0 for 1 on the day with a flyout to center. Made a heck of a play on Ramirez at third in the 1st inning keeping the score tied......0 and 2 is the count...juuust hit the outside corner 1 and 2. Thomas led the Cardinals in runs batted in last year and is hoping to keep that going now...juuust inside 1 and 3 is the count.
see what I mean?
I guess it's Ken Thomas. My name's actually Thomas Kennedy but I always thought Ken Thomas sounded like a better baseball name. "stepping to the plate is Ken Thomas. Thomas is batting 301 and is 0 for 1 on the day with a flyout to center. Made a heck of a play on Ramirez at third in the 1st inning keeping the score tied......0 and 2 is the count...juuust hit the outside corner 1 and 2. Thomas led the Cardinals in runs batted in last year and is hoping to keep that going now...juuust inside 1 and 3 is the count.
see what I mean?
What's wrong with, "Stepping up to the plate is Thomas 'Smarty Pants' Kennedy"?