Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!
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I have sort of a funny story relating to last Valentine's Day...
When I was in college, I worked at the desk at the gym. The gym had two desks, one for the workout room and one for the basketball court. I was working the one by the court, and I got a call from the other desk (which was in another part of the building) saying that someone had delivered me a dozen roses!! So I walked down to the other desk, with this huge grin on my face. It was from my dad. I thought, "Oh my goodness, he is so sweet!" So I took them back to my desk (I still had a couple hours left in my shift) and I set them on the desk to proudly display them. Then I read the note, and it was then that I realized...it was for a different Rachel. I called down to the other desk to let the worker there know about his mistake. He felt SO bad. I thought it was kind of funny. I mean I was disappointed...but it was funny. I texted my dad and told him what happened and kidded about how I had thought he was a good dad and then he let me down. He thought it was funny too.
Moral of the story: Before you tell a girl she has a dozen roses waiting for her, make sure they're actually for her!
When I was in college, I worked at the desk at the gym. The gym had two desks, one for the workout room and one for the basketball court. I was working the one by the court, and I got a call from the other desk (which was in another part of the building) saying that someone had delivered me a dozen roses!! So I walked down to the other desk, with this huge grin on my face. It was from my dad. I thought, "Oh my goodness, he is so sweet!" So I took them back to my desk (I still had a couple hours left in my shift) and I set them on the desk to proudly display them. Then I read the note, and it was then that I realized...it was for a different Rachel. I called down to the other desk to let the worker there know about his mistake. He felt SO bad. I thought it was kind of funny. I mean I was disappointed...but it was funny. I texted my dad and told him what happened and kidded about how I had thought he was a good dad and then he let me down. He thought it was funny too.
Moral of the story: Before you tell a girl she has a dozen roses waiting for her, make sure they're actually for her!
I saw a new thread pop up about Valentine's Day already, so I guess it's time to reignite this one.
Let the "Singles Bashing of Valentine's Day" begin again!!! I'll start.
You know you are a single male on Valentine's Day when........................ you still have your entire last pay cheque!!!
You know you are a single male on Valentine's Day when........................ you ask every hot women who walks by you for a charity date (of course they all say no, hence the reason you're still single on Valentine's Day).
You know you are a single male on Valentine's Day when........................ you spend it with your true love (which is watching sports on your big screen high-definition TV!!!). 50" Samsung Plasma, will you be my Valentine???
Let the "Singles Bashing of Valentine's Day" begin again!!! I'll start.
You know you are a single male on Valentine's Day when........................ you still have your entire last pay cheque!!!
You know you are a single male on Valentine's Day when........................ you ask every hot women who walks by you for a charity date (of course they all say no, hence the reason you're still single on Valentine's Day).
You know you are a single male on Valentine's Day when........................ you spend it with your true love (which is watching sports on your big screen high-definition TV!!!). 50" Samsung Plasma, will you be my Valentine???
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when......................... you spend the whole day hunting down Cupid to shoot him before he shoots you!!!
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when......................... you take out and relish in your collection of Valentine's Day cards that you received from other kids in kindergarten that the teacher forced them to give to you!!!
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when......................... you look up into the sky on Valentine's night and think you see the stars spelling out the words "Love Will Soon Come Your Way", but in reality the stars are spelling out the words "The TV Show "Love Boat" Will Soon Be Coming Your Way On Netflix"
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when......................... you take out and relish in your collection of Valentine's Day cards that you received from other kids in kindergarten that the teacher forced them to give to you!!!
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when......................... you look up into the sky on Valentine's night and think you see the stars spelling out the words "Love Will Soon Come Your Way", but in reality the stars are spelling out the words "The TV Show "Love Boat" Will Soon Be Coming Your Way On Netflix"
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when.......................... you pick up the phone to flirt with the operator, only to find out it is an automated recording (wow, shot down by a machine, too sad!!!).
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when.......................... you cry for the whole day, not because you're single, but because Justin Beiber recently announced he may be retiring from music!!! (It is not a time of mourning, but a time of rejoicing!!!)
You know you're single on Valentines Day when........................... you actually consider taking up the hobby of knitting ugly Christmas sweaters that no one will want (okay, I admit that joke is about a month too late - lol).
You know you're single on Valentine's Day when.......................... you cry for the whole day, not because you're single, but because Justin Beiber recently announced he may be retiring from music!!! (It is not a time of mourning, but a time of rejoicing!!!)
You know you're single on Valentines Day when........................... you actually consider taking up the hobby of knitting ugly Christmas sweaters that no one will want (okay, I admit that joke is about a month too late - lol).
