Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!

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arwen83

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Yeah I am still confused.lol

So from his last comment he could have meant one of two things. Either he hopes you know he is perceptive, because it all is a bunch of bull and he doesn't want you thinking it is truth or..... the flip side to this which is a positive. lol

See I don't know nothing.

You know what? I am done playing guessing games with men. I think I should just walk up to the next man I am interested in and say, "Hey, you are taking me out!"
I would go with this one, but idk anymore. I might be seeing what I want to see here. *sigh* heart= broken. I am living out my desire for a relationship through you two, you know. There's a lot of responsibility you guys are carrying. For the sake of us all on here, who are single and wanting a relationship, this needs to happen. You need to restore hope to the cc universe. I know that it will be a big sacrifice that you two will have to make but IT. MUST. HAPPEN.

hehehehe..
 
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I won't take a jab at you, Zero, no matter what you say.

But... if any of this mess was meant to be serious it wouldn't be posted in an open forum.
There's no mess. I just would hate to see someone make the same mistake I made.
 
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Chrissy77

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I would go with this one, but idk anymore. I might be seeing what I want to see here. *sigh* heart= broken. I am living out my desire for a relationship through you two, you know. There's a lot of responsibility you guys are carrying. For the sake of us all on here, who are single and wanting a relationship, this needs to happen. You need to restore hope to the universe. I know that it will be a big sacrifice that you two will have to make but IT. MUST. HAPPEN.

hehehehe..
Oh great!!!

Now who am I to live through then?
 
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Chrissy77

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There's no mess. I just would hate to see someone make the same mistake I made.
Get over it, Zero! I have a right to not show my picture to anyone online. If that makes me a terrible person then I will have to take that up with God!
 
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Chrissy77

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You said you are living your desire for a relationship out through us.

I want to know who I am supposed to live my desire for a relationship through if I am not in one,lol.
 
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Get over it, Zero! I have a right to not show my picture to anyone online. If that makes me a terrible person then I will have to take that up with God!
Great now it sounds like I was begging you and hounding you about showing your picture. All I did was ask you nicely ONCE, after I let you see all of my pics.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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lol y'all are a hoot!!
 
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Chrissy77

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Great now it sounds like I was begging you and hounding you about showing your picture. All I did was ask you nicely ONCE, after I let you see all of my pics.
Well, you made me sound any better? Geez!! Yeah so you ask me once and I simply say I don't show my picture to anyone I am not "seriously" talking to or in a relationship with. I didn't think that was a crime. If you knew the crap I have been through you would have respected that and let me show it to you at my pace.
 
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Well, you made me sound any better? Geez!! Yeah so you ask me once and I simply say I don't show my picture to anyone I am not "seriously" talking to or in a relationship with. I didn't think that was a crime. If you knew the crap I have been through you would have respected that and let me show it to you at my pace.
How in the world can anyone be in a relationship with someone who doesn't know what they look like?? That makes no sense.

Anyway, I really don't care. I just feel like a complete fool for letting you on my facebook where you could see all my private pictures after you had asked to see it (you said you would love to see it sometime, although not specifically for my pics).
 
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Jersey1220

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When you know your Grandmother is going to call you like she does ever year and says " I am still praying for your Prince Charming"
 

Descyple

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When you know your Grandmother is going to call you like she does ever year and says " I am still praying for your Prince Charming"
You know you are single on Valentines Day when............... the only person who calls you Prince Charming is your Grandmother (and she has cataracts too!!!).
 

Descyple

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Since Valentine's Day is tomorrow, this will probably be my last post in this particular thread until next year. And although I created this thread for humor sake, I would like to make just one serious post here for all us Single's for Valentine's Day.

I know that being single on Valentine's Day is often a very disheartening and even painful day for a lot people. I personally am not affected negatively by it as a single person, by I've heard real life stories that make me sympathetic to what some single people experience emotionally during that day. For those singles who have not yet been in a relationship during their life (and therefore have yet to celebrate Valentine's Day with a loved one) and for those who have been in relationships (and therefore know exactly what it's like to celebrate love for a special person in your life), being single on such a day can often induce an intense feeling of being left out of love altogether.

The only thing I can offer to those hurting singles is the reassurance that none of us are actually alone or unloved during Valentine's Day (or any day of the year for that matter). I am in no way against couples celebrating Valentine's Day together (I've done it myself in past relationships), however the love that a couple has for each other (and all other types of love, such as love for family and friends) derives from a love that encompasses far more than just earthly love between a man and a woman. The love between a husband or wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, is simply a little stream that is made available to us during our lives to experience, but the vast ocean of love from which those streams have their life and source is itself available to everyone, everyday, at every moment - that love being Jesus' love for each of us. All love is founded in Jesus, and so even though we are not part of a earthly relationship with a man or woman today, we do indeed possess the very foundation of love itself through our union with Christ. And Jesus' love for us excels past the love anyone on earth can have for us because His love is ever-present, never-failing, and is revealed more and more to us as we grow closer to Him. And our love towards Him is to also exceed our love for any man or woman, because our love for Jesus is to advance beyond just love itself, to the point of becoming actual worship.

So although us singles may not have a stream of love to celebrate tomorrow, let us never forget we do indeed have an ocean of love to rejoice in and to be drawn closer to the Lover of our Souls! May we engage in joyous celebration on Valentine's Day of our love for Jesus and to indulge our souls in worshiping Him, because of His undying love for us.

I will link below a video I put together earlier this week which I hope will help singles fully grasp the fact that we are never separated from love, not even on Valentine's Day. The song is "I Belong" by Kathryn Scott.

Happy Valentine's Day to all my Fellow Singles!!!

"We know what real love is, because Jesus gave up his life for us." - 1 John 3:16.


[video=youtube_share;jUYLZqTt7XU]http://youtu.be/jUYLZqTt7XU[/video]
 
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arwen83

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SeatBelt

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Dost thou come to these barn rasings oft? Brother Malichai hath just completed a new lacquer job on mine buggy if thou wouldst care to check it out, tis parked just outside.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Just throwing in my 2 cents...not a Valentine's Day joke really,just something one of my old roommates & I used to do for a few years each V-Day. We both were in our early 20's & at the time,single & kinda bitter about "soulmates & love & all that mushy stuff",plus we hated the commercialization of it all...Christmas is barely over & they are filling the isles with images of babies in diapers sporting a bow & arrow trying to put me into sugar shock over the vast quantities of chocolate they say I must give to the one I love. We both worked at the same job & we decided we'd start wearing a black armband with a little black heart and a red skull inside the "do not" circle with a line drawn through. Our little protest of the day. It got a few laughs,others thought we'd joined a cult. lol :p
 
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Jullianna

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I couldn't resist :) 529407_389583984470596_1808993637_n.jpg
 

G4JC

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Forget teh valentines
And for good reason. Keep God first, forget celebrating pagan Roman Holidays. :) #forerveralone