Maybe I should grow a beard like Tintin to attract women.
You might think about getting rid of the sock monkey at least.....
JesusLives enters with nice hot cup of Joe - cream and sugar right?...... Here you go my pleasure and you can keep the Blue Ladybug mug I got especially for you...See your name is even on it.......cachets out......
"My girlfriend took a quiz that was in her Cosmo magazine and it said we should both stay single. So I am." *awkward silence*
I am single for many reasons if i had an excuse it would be because I dont have time for a girlfriend because I have to be focused on God. If and when i get a girlfriend I will be straight foreward and let her know she cannot be number one in life because that has to and will be God.
But then again the only girls who ask me out are like fourteen because i look like a 12 year old and sadly the doctor says that is basically how i am going to look for a very long time. Cancer may be gone but it left its finger prints
I am single for many reasons if i had an excuse it would be because I dont have time for a girlfriend because I have to be focused on God. If and when i get a girlfriend I will be straight foreward and let her know she cannot be number one in life because that has to and will be God.
But then again the only girls who ask me out are like fourteen because i look like a 12 year old and sadly the doctor says that is basically how i am going to look for a very long time. Cancer may be gone but it left its finger prints
I'm not against the truth, I'm all for it. I know life isn't all puppies and rainbows. But I also believe in enjoying the blessings we do have and looking to grow more to be like Christ by trying to have a grateful heart.
In the spirit of the thread title, "Answers we wish we could give..."
"None of your (deleted) (expurgated) (redacted) (censored) business. Leave me alone!"
'Course I can't say that 'cause I don't use those words no more.
Tell it like you see it.....
Hence the "wild" in "wildcats."
But lynx are fairly predictable. Leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.
Of course you probably won't have a chance to pester them because of their camo coats. You can walk right past the tree where a lynx is lying and never know he's there. And that's just the way he likes it.
Och lassie, dinnae bother. Ye be much too far away, I'd never be able to afford the airfare ta get there.