Hey what's wrong with a minivan?
Admittedly it's slower than what I used to drive... I had a '90 chevy lumina, 6 cylinder, and man I liked that car. Power to spare, sweet handling - it was made before they started putting mostly plastic in luminas. I had fun on the back roads. Not that I drove fast, mind you... I was just thrifty with brake pad usage on curves. Yeah, that's it.
But when it finally bit the dust (timing belt snapped and stuffed itself in the piston heads) and I had to look for another vehicle, God kept telling me to get a minivan. I certainly wouldn't have chosen something like that on my own. >.> But I must admit it has come in handy. I can haul, and have hauled, about half the church sound system out for a service at the park, I can pick up, and have picked up, the kids on my bus route when the church bus breaks down.
My, but this thread has gone far afield...