It's finally happened. The aliens have created a way to turn everyone's brains into stupefied mush..lol 
Every One Tries To Blame The Illumininati For The Way The Country Is Run
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It's finally happened. The aliens have created a way to turn everyone's brains into stupefied mush..lol
That's only if it can be proven that everyone's brains were NOT stupified mush to begin with.
That's only if it can be proven that everyone's brains were NOT stupified mush to begin with.
Hah! I best not comment on this or I'll get banned..lol
There is an elephant outside on a unicycle getting ready to knock on the door....I'm afraid to answer as my Pig Latin is a little rusty and not sure I can ride a unicycle back up the rope. Oday ouyay nowkay owhay otay ideray uptay aya operay?
The illuminati is a group that was loosely associated with the masons. Most masons thought they were too aggressive. George Washington was a mason, as well as about 2/3 or our founding fathers. Washington and others distanced themselves from the illuminati because of their tendency to use violence (assassination etc) . And supposedly the illuminati died out about 200 years ago. Highly organized elites like central governments and the roman catholic church hate the masons. So today many groups including media continue to say the masons are demon worshippers and hell bent on world domination. They operate above board, file their tax papers every year and do a lot of charity work. My dad was a high level mason. He despised anyone who tried to dominate the world , the city or even a neighborhood. He always taught "leave people alone, they got their own problems". He claimed that the masons (dating back to the pyramids) were blamed for the downfall of elites like the roman empire.
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Aliens do not exist, all of these creatures and their spacecrafts are created by the so called ''Aircrafts Testing Base'' Area 51 and are regulary sent out to the sky for check-ups. And... the illuminati have nothing to do with them..
I know most people are taking this on a more silly level But I do believe that the powers of this earth are actually working together as one group in order to achieve more power and bring their power together over the world, and are in fact being led by satan to do so. I do believe that when the end times finally comes around, the anti christ will be a member of this "new world order", and all this will look like some sort of utopia that the world will all cheer for. And I think satan keeps regular people like us away thinking about these things by pushing thoughts on us like "oh thats just silly, were too smart for that nonsense", and keep us focused on meaningless things instead, things like what fox news and msnbc are fighting over. This is how demons pull us from God to begin with.
Ive actually heard that area 51 is just another distraction from the govt to keep us focused on pointless things, keeping out eyes on something like a "secret base", with the lure of aliens and high technology to keep us away from things we REALLY should be worried about. Its funny, the govt REALLY uses many of the tricks Satan is said to use in the bible.
Remember Ephesians 6:12.
But I do believe that the powers of this earth are actually working together as one group in order to achieve more power and bring their power together over the world, and are in fact being led by satan to do so. I do believe that when the end times finally comes around, the anti christ will be a member of this "new world order", and all this will look like some sort of utopia that the world will all cheer for. And I think satan keeps regular people like us away thinking about these things by pushing thoughts on us like "oh thats just silly, were too smart for that nonsense", and keep us focused on meaningless things instead, things like what fox news and msnbc are fighting over. This is how demons pull us from God to begin with.Ive actually heard that area 51 is just another distraction from the govt to keep us focused on pointless things, keeping out eyes on something like a "secret base", with the lure of aliens and high technology to keep us away from things we REALLY should be worried about. Its funny, the govt REALLY uses many of the tricks Satan is said to use in the bible.
Remember Ephesians 6:12.
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Tintin
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As a child, I remember being disappointed with Bibles that mentioned 'aliens' from another land. Only to find, of course, that 'aliens' was just an American term for 'foreigners'. Blah.
I know most people are taking this on a more silly level
Ive actually heard that area 51 is just another distraction from the govt to keep us focused on pointless things, keeping out eyes on something like a "secret base", with the lure of aliens and high technology to keep us away from things we REALLY should be worried about. Its funny, the govt REALLY uses many of the tricks Satan is said to use in the bible.
Remember Ephesians 6:12.
This thread was started as a joke you are right and you are also right that it will be no joke when the end times are upon us full force in the one world order of things to come. Bible says there will be a time of trouble such as never was and I do believe that 100%.
Any aliens that might appear, (not speaking about foreign countries here), would be demons of satan and the deceptions that follow. I'm not joking now. But that is why we as Christians need to get our hearts right and keep God as our leader accepting Jesus as our Savior asking for the Holy Spirit to dwell in our hearts - because when our hearts are right with God then perfect love casts out all fear. With God on our side we should have nothing to fear.
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Lol, I would have been happy to learn that they were not real aliens like from outer space or something
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Tintin
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Lol, I would have been happy to learn that they were not real aliens like from outer space or something
I know, but I was/am a sci-fi geek, so I kind of really wanted the aliens mentioned in the Bible to be actual aliens. Poor form, America!
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Funny you say that. I just saw a news headline title a couple of nights ago - not about holograms but about "Plans for an alien false flag attack".
Haaa - I remember when Ronnie Reagan mentioned that, but not a false flag, but the real deal and he said that it would bring the world together. All I could do was think about Independence Day and laugh, Tavistock again?
Be on the look out
Project Blue BeamFunny you say that. I just saw a news headline title a couple of nights ago - not about holograms but about "Plans for an alien false flag attack".
Haaa - I remember when Ronnie Reagan mentioned that, but not a false flag, but the real deal and he said that it would bring the world together. All I could do was think about Independence Day and laugh, Tavistock again?
Be on the look out
Tavistock.... yep get out the skinny jeans, glow sticks, and get ready for the vatican ET.
L O L.
[h=1]Pope Benedict XVI's astronomer: the Catholic Church welcomes aliens[/h]
Pope Benedict XVI's astronomer: the Catholic Church welcomes aliens - Telegraph
PROJECT LUCIFER
[h=3]Vatican Observatory launches LUCIFER Telescope | PROJECT LUCIFER and the Vatican’s astonishing exo-theological plan for the arrival of an alien savior[/h]“L.U.C.I.F.E.R., which stands for “Large Binocular Telescope Near-infrared Utility with Camera and Integral Field Unit for Extragalactic Research,” is a chilled instrument attached to a telescope in Arizona. And yes, it’s named for the Devil, whose name itself means “morning star” [and which] happens to be right next to the Vatican Observatory on Mt. Graham in Tucson.” — Rebecca Boyle, Popular Science Magazine"
[h=1]University of Arizona, Vatican and Jesuits Name New Telescope ‘Lucifer’[/h]
Oh wait no, nothing to see here that is all conspiracy theory....