Im amazed at all the products and advertisements for products that increase a mans sexual drive? Everytime I see one, I think to myself dont we have enough dirty old men walk around? I think those of us who are single men and trying to live pure lives before the Lord, and know the joy of being clean, wonder if the whole world has gone crazy? Just and odd thought that comes to me from time to time...thought this might be a good place to express it?
It really is annoying.I noticed it more when I began dating.Sitting with your beau and a half naked minx has a hamburger in her hand and shes devoting it like a lion on a zebra carcass.We all know all she eats in real life are heads of lettuce leaving rabbits everywhere wondering where all the food went.I dont look like her,heck she doesnt look like her!! And so women feel the same about those ads.
Then there is the one we all know about the hair shampoo with "essences" For a while they were running very sexy commercials about the lady being overly satisfied while using her shampoo with gorgeous men showing up to help her.I said to my sister "dang I must be using that stuff the wrong way! All my shampoo does is clean my hair!!"
Now my favorite to gripe about and I'll just come out and say it,Kmart.Who are they selling to now days?! No wonder they can barely stay in business.Last year it was a group of hunky male models jingling er things.How I hated that commercial!! And this year its the pregnant stripper women tossing their hair around and dancing.Ive never been pregnant but my sis has and I dont recall her dancing around with pouty lips. I remember her needing help to get up out of a chair! Come on K-mart who are you trying to target with your ads? Ghetto strippers that cant afford to go shop Hustler? Certainly not families with children!! So ya you touched a nerve.Sell the product.Your triple burger,body spray,joe boxer pjs dont get me all hot and bothered.If I were using food in sex a triple burger dripping with hot grease,mayo,and tomatoes wouldnt be the way I'd go.But hey thats just me.