Top 3 Reasons I'm pretty sure my husband wanted to marry me...
1. I can kill a spider in ten different ways without batting an eye. THE SAME SPIDER. TEN WAYS. It dies ten times.
2. My klutziness and spontaneous...ness...mixed together comes across as being free-spirited and good humored and awesome, rather than dangerous and insane. What? IT DOES. I think the scientific term for all those "qualities" wrapped into one Cristen-shaped package is "fabulous".
3. I'm like a living, breathing spell-check program. Except with my own writing, I mean. Well, no, even then- I always know when I've spelled something wrong, even if I have no idea how to spell it correctly. The fun part of that is, if I can't spell a word properly, I can just make up a whole new one and since it's mine, I know I've spelled it right...or...at least, the way I think it should be spelled. Just don't ask me to define words. I can use them correctly in a sentence, but I ain't no stinkin' dictionary.