Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!

[Roh_Chris]

And your humility is of course the most awesome thing about you, right?

Perhaps warped would be a better word than twisted, or whatever the word is that means: strong on ironic wordplay, treating something serious when it is known to be beyond the realm of probability, and making random connections and allusions. Oh and don't forget the one liners.

Yes, I would run out of words if I were to talk about my humility. It is that awesome.

I have sent an email to the Oxford dictionary regarding the apt word for your sense of humour. I will let you know as soon as I've heard from them. Would you like me to send an email to Mirriam-Webster's as well?

 

[Catlynn]

I so fail at taking posts seriously these days. My bad, guys.

1. I am ridiculously loyal
2. I'm even more ridiculously honest
3. I try my best to love as benevolently and fiercely as God loves us

Those work for a real answer, right? Lol

 

[cmarieh]

Top three Reasons Guys should date me:
1) I have a great sense of humor, as I have been told.
2) I enjoy cooking, baking, taking care of people and the home. (Yes, that means cleaning)
3) I am understanding and have a heart of gold, as I have been told.
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I also love my heavenly father more than anything.

 

[cinder]

Yes, I would run out of words if I were to talk about my humility. It is that awesome.

I have sent an email to the Oxford dictionary regarding the apt word for your sense of humour. I will let you know as soon as I've heard from them. Would you like me to send an email to Mirriam-Webster's as well?

Yes definitely send one to Miriam-Webster as I speak American (as has been made pretty obvious in reviewing the British produced English class materials I'm going to be teaching starting today).

 

[ServantStrike]

I always try to park my truck on a hill so it's not so hard to push off.

i think i'm good with kids, like if a two year old hands me a toy phone I instinctually answer it. Does anybody else think Rainbow Trout is a good name for a girl?

I won't go thru your stuff. But if we get serious I'll probably put your picture on my odometer.

So... in a relationship, you're calling a woman old by comparing her to your car's odometer?

Tell her it's near the tachometer. That should be the safer bet.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

I dislike drama

a dude farting/burping don't bother me

I'm a carnivore who is always down for a good set of ribs

 

[Roh_Chris]

Yes definitely send one to Miriam-Webster as I speak American (as has been made pretty obvious in reviewing the British produced English class materials I'm going to be teaching starting today).

Good luck with your classes. Please don't scare away your students.

 

[Jacob_Fitzgerald]

ArtsieSteph

Would you dine with me on a haunch of roast beast, toasted and buttered varmit, and wild critter souffle?

 

[Elizabeth619]

I'm dating someone. Have been for over 2 years but I'm responding anyway
1. ....

ok. I got nothin lol

 

[butterfly712]

I can't really think of any sorry

 

[Trailblazer]

I am the last man on the planet.
Standing up in a long line can be good for your posture, and is a form of exercise.
There is really nothing good on TV anymore. You might as well get out and go stand in a line where you will have opportunity to share the Gospel with others.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

I play collect toys
I read comic books
I cosplay when I have the opportunity

 

[NestForASparrow]

I'm nice, dependable, and not that bad looking.

 

[INTJer]

How about three real answers and three funny answers?

1. I'm smart, creative, and have done well academically and in work.
2. A fairly active lifestyle, I not only don't have a TV remote control, I don't have a TV.
3. Mature Christian.

1. I'm as eccentric as can be (if you're nice to me, I'll show you my meteorite collection).
2. I'm pretty much out of touch with, well, just about everything.
3. I'm one of "those people" who goes to the "wrong" church and am wrong about just about everything.

 

[Inu]

1. I am funny... well, atleast I think I am
2. I'm that faithful and caring type and blah blah... you know, the one who does it to a fault.....
3. This should have been on the top of the list but I saved the best part for last.... they recognise Christ in me

 

[zeroturbulence]

1. I'm incredibly average-looking

2. i still have all my hair

3. I have the entire alphabet memorized

 

[sag]

im funny kind and want a wife very soon.

 

[sag]

Hi Inu my name is Sean, nice list .

 

[zeroturbulence]

I dislike drama

a dude farting/burping don't bother me

I'm a carnivore who is always down for a good set of ribs

..............

 

[ChandlerFan]

I so fail at taking posts seriously these days. My bad, guys.

1. I am ridiculously loyal
2. I'm even more ridiculously honest
3. I try my best to love as benevolently and fiercely as God loves us

Those work for a real answer, right? Lol

And now I'm convicted for not having shared a real answer But first I have to say that I think I might be slightly creeped out if women suddenly lined up all looking at me. Ok, now for real:

1. I know how to listen well and be a calming presence when necessary. I know the value of just being there when comforting words are not enough.
2. I am actually ridiculously loyal as well when you get me hooked.
3. I am passionate about applying the gospel to my everyday life and shortcomings, and will remind my future girlfriend/wife of what's true of her in Christ as well.