Zombies Vs. Minions.

[MissCris]

I've been trying, for the last 15 years, to build an army of Search and Destroy Ducks.

The trouble has been breeding them to have fangs. I did some experimenting with the idea of getting some vampires to vampirize the ducks for me, but they kept going after like, humans and stuff. Sooo, I not only lost most of my duck trainers, but I also failed to get fangs for said ducks.

It's a work in progress.

 

[Lynx]

You would definitely have better luck with geese. They can poop everyone to death. I don't know how long I spent at the campground getting up goose turds from the parking lot.

 

[seoulsearch]

Probably by default. If I commanded an army of zombies and they turned on me my last command before being overwhelmed would probably be

DON'T EAT MY BRAIN

which I would by default have to follow in the event the other zombies had all already eaten my brain (though it is conceivable that I might be zombified enough before the last bits of my brain were gone to consume those last bits myself in which case I would not obey my last command intially)

Holy Chamoly. I still HAVE my ENTIRE brain (at least I think--it's up for debate) and I had to read this twice in order to really "get" it...

I'll just stick with minions. Obviously I'm not smart enough to command a Zombie Army.

 

[Roh_Chris]

Has anybody tried their luck with pigeons?

 

[seoulsearch]

Has anybody tried their luck with pigeons?

I myself have often contemplated taking over the world via Legion of Disgruntled Carrier Pigeons.

It's just that... I can't seem to find any...

That, and I'm wondering if, like the Post Office, they'd always go on strike.

 

[ChandlerFan]

When I think of minions, I cannot help but think of the minions from Despicable Me, so that's what I'm going with. I would most like to command an army of them, but if that is not possible, I would totally be one

[video=youtube;icViP-RZDy4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icViP-RZDy4[/video]

 

[kenthomas27]

I just wanna stay just like I am.... a happy baker

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ow! Wow, Pipp, what happened to your eye?

 

[seoulsearch]

When it comes to the Despicable Me minions, I'm partial to Dave... (and I intend on taking my parents to The Minion Movie when it comes out, seeing as they laughed hysterically during the DM movies.)

No, my parents are not minions. At least I don't think. *Double checks.*

Ok. I'm pretty sure they're not... the YELLOW minions. However, whether or not my entire family qualifies as PURPLE minions is still up for grabs.

 

[ChandlerFan]

When it comes to the Despicable Me minions, I'm partial to Dave... (and I intend on taking my parents to The Minion Movie when it comes out, seeing as they laughed hysterically during the DM movies.)

No, my parents are not minions. At least I don't think. *Double checks.*

Ok. I'm pretty sure they're not... the YELLOW minions. However, whether or not my entire family qualifies as PURPLE minions is still up for grabs.

Every once in awhile I will look at my youngest sister and do my best purple minion impression--"MEH!" (That's the best way I can phonetically spell the noise they make haha, that is not me being excitedly apathetic.) After we saw the second one in theaters, she and I would do that back and forth all the time.

 

[ServantStrike]

Has anybody tried their luck with pigeons?

If we're going to go with fowl, I'd have to put my money on falcons.

You get a cool glove and everything.

You would definitely have better luck with geese. They can poop everyone to death. I don't know how long I spent at the campground getting up goose turds from the parking lot.

A goose almost cracked my windshield once with a turd. I literally thought I ran over something for a second. There were like.. rocks and stuff in it. Windshield was completely splattered - the wipers, they did nothing!

 

[kenthomas27]

I've been trying, for the last 15 years, to build an army of Search and Destroy Ducks.

The trouble has been breeding them to have fangs. I did some experimenting with the idea of getting some vampires to vampirize the ducks for me, but they kept going after like, humans and stuff. Sooo, I not only lost most of my duck trainers, but I also failed to get fangs for said ducks.

It's a work in progress.

What a total orinthophob! What a birdist! You're like the Joseph Mengele of ducks.

Whats next - shaving our feathers and throwing us in ovens??

Wait....

 

[Roh_Chris]

I myself have often contemplated taking over the world via Legion of Disgruntled Carrier Pigeons.

It's just that... I can't seem to find any...

That, and I'm wondering if, like the Post Office, they'd always go on strike.

I don't think they would go on strike as long as you give them something to crap on.

Whats next - shaving our feathers and throwing us in ovens??

Wait....

*Note to self - the duck is suspicious of my plan*

 

[Lynx]

Note to self: I have a competitor in the bear. Must get lunch before he gets to it.

 

[ServantStrike]

I've been trying, for the last 15 years, to build an army of Search and Destroy Ducks.

The trouble has been breeding them to have fangs. I did some experimenting with the idea of getting some vampires to vampirize the ducks for me, but they kept going after like, humans and stuff. Sooo, I not only lost most of my duck trainers, but I also failed to get fangs for said ducks.

It's a work in progress.

So I found a supplier today that sells Nomex jackets in camouflage patterns. I can't imagine why you'd need fire retardant camouflage unless you frequently find yourself in a duck blind hunting ducks with flame throwers.


Your duck army idea might not be so far out of the realm of possibility. I think it could work.

 

[psychomom]

How much Axe Body Spray would it take to cover up the smell of being a zombie?

i thought Axe body spray was zombie scented??

 

[Roh_Chris]

MissCris, I have found two of your deserters.

They were muttering 'quack.. quack.. Cristen is .. quack.. eeeevillll.. quack'

 

[GyO]

How about a shapeshifter?