Most polite way to ask the Girl out

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Arlene89

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Arlene89 said:
I haven't been pursued by a man in 6 years, and you know what? I would really like to remember what that felt like (maybe not in this season, I think if someone tried, I might vomit on their feet).
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Lynx said:
So, Arlene... What ya doing this Saturday night? :D

I know, I know... hush Lynx.
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Would you like to know what I had for lunch?
 
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ServantStrike

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JesusLives said:
Oh, I get it the walk softly and carry a BIG STICK method.........
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And be rugged and outdoorsy too then?

I can't believe I just made a Teddy Roosevelt joke.
 
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Tintin

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ServantStrike said:
And be rugged and outdoorsy too then?

I can't believe I just made a Teddy Roosevelt joke.
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I don't think Eleanor Roosevelt would mind (being dead and all). I've heard she was one tough lady!
 
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ServantStrike

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Tintin said:
I don't think Eleanor Roosevelt would mind (being dead and all). I've heard she was one tough lady!
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Well she was married to the leader of the rough riders, so she'd have to be!

I also hear Martha Washington could bake a mean fruit cake (I figure let's start making presidential wife jokes since you opened the door to that one).
 
hoss2576

hoss2576

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ServantStrike said:
Well she was married to the leader of the rough riders, so she'd have to be!

I also hear Martha Washington could bake a mean fruit cake (I figure let's start making presidential wife jokes since you opened the door to that one).
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The history nerd in me has to point out that Eleanor Roosevelt was married to Franklin Roosevelt, not Teddy Roosevelt.
 
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Tintin

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hoss2576 said:
The history nerd in me has to point out that Eleanor Roosevelt was married to Franklin Roosevelt, not Teddy Roosevelt.
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Botheration! Sorry. I don't know American History. I'm better with my World History.
 
melita916

melita916

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i would be totally ok with a guy using a cheesy pick up line. For example:

"so last night i was reading the book of Numbers, and i realized I don't have yours."






j/k.
 
Oncefallen

Oncefallen

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Tintin said:
Botheration! Sorry. I don't know American History. I'm better with my World History.
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Last time I checked America is still part of the world. :D
 
Lynx

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melita916 said:
i would be totally ok with a guy using a cheesy pick up line. For example:

"so last night i was reading the book of Numbers, and i realized I don't have yours."






j/k.
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Man, that IS cheesy... but I think I can top it.

So the Bible specifically says Hebrews. Would you like to come over to my place for a cup of coffee?

Ow! Ow! Hey, no hard candy! Ow! Throw soft stuff next time!
 
melita916

melita916

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Lynx said:
Man, that IS cheesy... but I think I can top it.

So the Bible specifically says Hebrews. Would you like to come over to my place for a cup of coffee?

Ow! Ow! Hey, no hard candy! Ow! Throw soft stuff next time!
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that was pretty epic. lol
 
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Arlene89

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Tintin said:
Lynx, I knew you weren't serious. I was thinking more about her reaction to the joke. Thanks, mate.
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It's all good. I have the vomit reflex, it turns all the guys away. Cheers, though. :)
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Tintin said:
My dear sister, I feel 'convict'ed.
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Wait, Australia is full of convicts??!!! ;) Sigh. Still doesn't keep me from wanting to visit someday.

I would love to see if there is really a world outside of Australia!

Now, to keep my post in line with the thread... sort of. "What Would Be the Most Polite Way for a Girl (particularly, me ;)) To Get Myself Invited to Australia?!"
 
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