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Stop and listen to yourself speak for a moment. If someone did not know you were a Christian and they heard you talk like this, do you think they would get the impression that you were mocking the faith? I say this not to be cruel but in honesty with love.
Is this another one of those "Do as I say, not as I do" honesty/love things?
I was that annoying child that tended to try to keep a straight face when Mom pulled one of those, but it never lasted for more than 15 seconds, before the snort, followed by the laughing fit burst out. Sometimes it go Mom laughing too. Other times I spent the rest of the day "confined" to my room. Problem. I liked my room, so never took it as punishment, and never learned a lesson from it.
If Mom couldn't get me not to laugh when she flat out told me I couldn't do something while she did it, what are the chances you can pull it off? lol