ChristmaHanukKwanzAgnostic

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Lynx

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And a merry ChristmaHanukKwanzAgnostic to you all! A politically correct merging of Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and of course we can't forget all the Agnostics who don't celebrate anything except the availability of eggnog in supermarkets at this time of year. May this ChristmaHanukKwanzAgnostic be the best one ever for you.


If you can't remember all that, just say "Have a happy non-denominational winter season." And be sure to keep the politically correct half-smile on your face while you say it.
 

Roh_Chris

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Happy ChristmaHanukKwanzAgnosticAndAllTheOtherHolidays to you!
 

CatHerder

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[video=youtube;p91GXkQ-Sas]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p91GXkQ-Sas[/video]

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JeniBean

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A Doctors office in town put up a sign that says...

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hanukkah!
And a good day to all!!!!
 

Lynx

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For shame, for shame. We're gonna have to report this to the PC police.
 
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JeniBean

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Forgot about Kwanza on the sign. :)
Hey I am simply saying this is what the sign read! I've wanted to call and ask if they have received any PC calls, but I decided not to. I was pleased that it said Merry Christmas!!!
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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I want to post a video of a satirical Christmas song so badly, but it may not be entirely appropriate here.

And a merry whatever that was to you too, Lynx!
 

CatHerder

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I want to post a video of a satirical Christmas song so badly, but it may not be entirely appropriate here.

And a merry whatever that was to you too, Lynx!
It wouldn't be from South Park, by any chance, would it?
 
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I say Merry Christmas to everyone unless I know they're Jewish, then I say Happy Hanukkah.
 

Lynx

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And by the grace of God, or by Allah, or with the inner light of Mother Earth, or by the random mutations of Evolution, or whatever you believe (or don't believe...) by any or all or none of these we will have the best ChristmaHanukKwanzAgnostic season ever!\

:insert politically correct smile here:
 
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MollyConnor

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I prefer to be politically incorrect...so Merry Christmas to all!
Luke 2:11
 
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How about... HappyTryNotToKillAnyoneWhileShoppingDays! :D
 

Lynx

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How about... HappyTryNotToKillAnyoneWhileShoppingDays! :D
No, that was November 26th/November27th. Also known as TryToStayAliveWhileShopping days. Or for me, StayAtHome days.
 

Addison

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Only 9 more shoplifting days until Christmas. :D
 

Lynx

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And only 11 more days until I can really annoy people by going around saying "Only 364 days until Christmas!"

Oh yeah, I'm so going to do it.
 

Lynx

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I can officially only like this once, so here's the rest of the likes.

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