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This little song is for my brother Mailmandan, to make him laugh because he always posted them pictures of Pintos in the Completely Random thread, to make me laugh when I was down
Lol thanks Dan
This grammy winner is for you lol
'Clyde and His Pinto Rocketship' lol
Now there was once a man
The neighbors called him Clyde
He lived in a little modest home
With his bassett hound Yeller
Honestly a good feller
He never did bother anyone alone
But what people didn't know
Was Ol Clyde was a genius
And he was truly a friendly quiet kinda man
So he would ponder eatin Mentos
To turn his 76 Pinto
Into a rocketship, and that was his plan
Well now his neighbors had suspicion
When his Pinto came up missin
It was obvious he kept it in his barn
He found the Completetly Random thread
Of Dan's pics to Skylove7
Of that old Pinto inspiring him to carry on lol
So then after lots of clankin
In his garage he got to thankin
The good Lord for he was headin out soon
His neighbors was taken by surprise
When he waved to them goodbye
Now he is the first to land a Pinto on the moon lol
This little song is for my brother Mailmandan, to make him laugh because he always posted them pictures of Pintos in the Completely Random thread, to make me laugh when I was down
Lol thanks Dan
This grammy winner is for you lol
'Clyde and His Pinto Rocketship' lol
Now there was once a man
The neighbors called him Clyde
He lived in a little modest home
With his bassett hound Yeller
Honestly a good feller
He never did bother anyone alone
But what people didn't know
Was Ol Clyde was a genius
And he was truly a friendly quiet kinda man
So he would ponder eatin Mentos
To turn his 76 Pinto
Into a rocketship, and that was his plan
Well now his neighbors had suspicion
When his Pinto came up missin
It was obvious he kept it in his barn
He found the Completetly Random thread
Of Dan's pics to Skylove7
Of that old Pinto inspiring him to carry on lol
So then after lots of clankin
In his garage he got to thankin
The good Lord for he was headin out soon
His neighbors was taken by surprise
When he waved to them goodbye
Now he is the first to land a Pinto on the moon lol
"Honey Don't Take Your Love To Town....But You Can Take That Impala Engine You Have Wanted To Re Build Since 1978" lol
"Stand By Yo Ex Man....Unless He Is Standin By His New Woman....Then You Better Run Real Fast With Her Gums A Flappin All The Time For You Be Standin In Misery" lol
Here is a song for anyone that's been thru a painful break up...
Don't cry....Dust yourself off and be strong
It's blues...It's called....
' I Don't Owe You A Dat Gum Thang' lol
I don't owe ya....a dat gum thing
I don't need....ya flip floppin ring lol
The way ya treat me....is a dat burn shame
So now the bluuuuues....is all I bee bop sang" lol
" When Bubba Joe, fell on the floor at the revival fast asleep.....
And then he started snorin' like a Kracken from the deep lol
Well Suzi Fay got up and played, ' When The Saints Go Marching In'....
And Bubba Joe....back on the floor, started praisin' the Lord again!" lol