COUNTRY SONG TITLES (real or not)

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Even if it's pepsi, its still called a coke not pop or a soda....
It ain't ca-ra-mel....its carmel....
Im not going to...im fixin to...
 
This little song is for my brother Mailmandan, to make him laugh because he always posted them pictures of Pintos in the Completely Random thread, to make me laugh when I was down
Lol thanks Dan
This grammy winner is for you lol

'Clyde and His Pinto Rocketship' lol

Now there was once a man
The neighbors called him Clyde
He lived in a little modest home
With his bassett hound Yeller
Honestly a good feller
He never did bother anyone alone

But what people didn't know
Was Ol Clyde was a genius
And he was truly a friendly quiet kinda man
So he would ponder eatin Mentos
To turn his 76 Pinto
Into a rocketship, and that was his plan

Well now his neighbors had suspicion
When his Pinto came up missin
It was obvious he kept it in his barn

He found the Completetly Random thread
Of Dan's pics to Skylove7
Of that old Pinto inspiring him to carry on lol

So then after lots of clankin
In his garage he got to thankin
The good Lord for he was headin out soon
His neighbors was taken by surprise
When he waved to them goodbye
Now he is the first to land a Pinto on the moon lol
 
skylove7 said:
This little song is for my brother Mailmandan, to make him laugh because he always posted them pictures of Pintos in the Completely Random thread, to make me laugh when I was down
Lol thanks Dan
This grammy winner is for you lol

'Clyde and His Pinto Rocketship' lol

Now there was once a man
The neighbors called him Clyde
He lived in a little modest home
With his bassett hound Yeller
Honestly a good feller
He never did bother anyone alone

But what people didn't know
Was Ol Clyde was a genius
And he was truly a friendly quiet kinda man
So he would ponder eatin Mentos
To turn his 76 Pinto
Into a rocketship, and that was his plan

Well now his neighbors had suspicion
When his Pinto came up missin
It was obvious he kept it in his barn

He found the Completetly Random thread
Of Dan's pics to Skylove7
Of that old Pinto inspiring him to carry on lol

So then after lots of clankin
In his garage he got to thankin
The good Lord for he was headin out soon
His neighbors was taken by surprise
When he waved to them goodbye
Now he is the first to land a Pinto on the moon lol
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Great song skylove! lol :D I love your sense of humor! Reps for you.
 
!job and house, kids, wife a having great is life My

Or maybe it should be...
!boj dna esuoh ,sdik ,efiw a gnivah taerg si efil yM

Or better yet...
!doႱ bnɒ ɘƨuoʜ ,ƨbiʞ ,ɘʇiw ɒ ǫnivɒʜ ƚɒɘɿǫ ƨi ɘʇil yM


 
Ultimatum77 said:
Even if it's pepsi, its still called a coke not pop or a soda....
It ain't ca-ra-mel....its carmel....
Im not going to...im fixin to...
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Where I live(in other words, in my humble abode), that stuff in a red can is called "Croke".

And the stuff in a blue can is called Pepsi.

:p
 
"Honey Don't Take Your Love To Town....But You Can Take That Impala Engine You Have Wanted To Re Build Since 1978" lol

"Stand By Yo Ex Man....Unless He Is Standin By His New Woman....Then You Better Run Real Fast With Her Gums A Flappin All The Time For You Be Standin In Misery" lol

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Test_F_i_2_Luv said:
!job and house, kids, wife a having great is life My

Or maybe it should be...
!boj dna esuoh ,sdik ,efiw a gnivah taerg si efil yM

Or better yet...
!doႱ bnɒ ɘƨuoʜ ,ƨbiʞ ,ɘʇiw ɒ ǫnivɒʜ ƚɒɘɿǫ ƨi ɘʇil yM
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Wait a minute... how in the..???? :eek:
 
Here is a song for anyone that's been thru a painful break up...
Don't cry....Dust yourself off and be strong :)



It's blues...It's called....
' I Don't Owe You A Dat Gum Thang' lol

I don't owe ya....a dat gum thing
I don't need....ya flip floppin ring lol
The way ya treat me....is a dat burn shame
So now the bluuuuues....is all I bee bop sang" lol
 
" Oh....I Fell In Love With A City Gal, And I Don't Know What Ta Do....Cuz She Roasted Up My Pet Duck Chuck An Our Relationship Is Through" lol
 
Be on your way
Law turned me loose
Get your mama pray
I'm not in the kalabooze

Lol...
 
" When Bubba Joe, fell on the floor at the revival fast asleep.....
And then he started snorin' like a Kracken from the deep lol
Well Suzi Fay got up and played, ' When The Saints Go Marching In'....
And Bubba Joe....back on the floor, started praisin' the Lord again!" lol
 
“Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights/ Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.”

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' She Taught Her Jack*** To Flip Flap Jacks At The Hoedown Last Night' lol

' If You Got Bolgna Honey...I Got The Time' lol

' Turn Me Loose For Lucy's Shoes Danced On A Quackin' Goose Last Night' lol
 
Sigh.....
Well thank you for the thread Lynx
Twas a pleasure actin" a foo here lol
 
" Ohhhh precious moments.....she wasn't fakin'....she said she loved me, for my jowl bacon" lol

" No Snugglin' Bubba in a Hot Tub of Trouble!" lol


Annnnd I'm not getting anywhere here :)
Just laughin lol
 
" Well she met me by a tree.....in it our names was carved....and it was half past a possum's tail was where she stole my heart" lol
 
skylove7 said:
" Well she met me by a tree.....in it our names was carved....and it was half past a possum's tail was where she stole my heart" lol
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Lol
Perhaps I should change this here...
For the grammy :p

" She met me by the tree....a po girl that had class...half past a possum's tail and a quarter past his.....misjudgements?" lol
 
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