If I get one giggle from this
'The Yard Sale Gigolo' (a masterpiece by Sky lol )
Well now the Yard Sale Gigolo
Was a feller bout 34
He liked to pick up chicks
Way out in the sticks
That wanted nothin for a dollar or more
Now you can find him
By the fifty cent Tupperware
Or by Old tough Lucy with the beehive hair
Just a swayin his hips like he just don't care
That's the yard sale gigolo lol
Now once he came up to me a little closer
Beside the black velvet Elvis poster
Furry dice in his hand
For his broken down van
He'd see a tube top and lose his composure
Now if you're wonderin
Where did he go?
That , Yard Sale Gigolo
Well I heard he upgraded
To some women that he he dated
By the clearance rack, Dollar Store lol
lol
Lord
Nobody will take my poems seriously after this number lolol
Love you all