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Lynx

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Deja vu: The feeling something has happened before.



Deja view: The feeling you have read this thread before.
"Is this yet another thread for a topic that has a gazillion threads?"



Deja stew: The feeling you have eaten this meal before.
"Dear I don't mean to complain about leftovers but I've said grace over this meal three times."



Deja loo: The feeling you have been stuck in the toilet like this before.
"Man I have GOT to stop going to that restaurant."
(See also - deja poo, deja doo.)



Deja salut: The feeling you have greeted someone before.
Yeah, yeah... just because we work in the same building, you don't have to say hi every time I walk past."



Deja flu: The feeling you have had this illness before.
"Man, if Frank comes to work sick and gets everyone else sick one more time, I'm slashing his tires."



Deja repondu: The feeling you have waited for other people's responses like this before........
 
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Deja Doo: The feeling that you have seen this episode of Scooby Doo before and that they would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.

Deja New: That this does not really seem that new
"Hipsters? Don't you mean hippies?"

Deja Pee-yoo: That you have smelt this before
"Axe Body Spray -- Breathe In (Yay!), or Breathe Out (Nay!)?"

Deja Phew: That you have escaped a turmoil before like this.
"How to avoid the church hug?"

Deja Zoo: That you have seen this animal before.
"Hey look a Bobcat!" "No dummy that's a Lynx!"
 
Lynx

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Hey those are good ones!

And you're right, a bobcat is only one of many different kinds of lynx. (And bobcat is the less fashionable, awkward cousin we don't like to talk about, but he shows up at family social events anyway.)
 
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Deja voodoo: The feeling someone has tried to cast this curse on you before.
Come on, you've never heard of "greater is He that is in me"? Go play witch doctor on someone else. :p
 
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Deja Shampoo: The feeling you have used this shampoo before.
"Pert? I thought this was Head and Shoulders."
 
Lynx

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Deja Hulu: The feeling you have seen this show before.
"I know you love Titanic honey, but please can we watch something else now? You've seen it 74 times in a row. They're not going to save any of the cast the 75th time."
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Deja svada (svada= nonsense)
When people keep saying things as if they were absolute truths, but they are really a lot of nonsense
 
Blain

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You know ever since I was a kid I sometimes rarely luckily get a dejavu attack except the dejavu is so strong that it makes me feel horrible sick queasy no matter what I do I have done or seen it before and it makes feel even more messed up it doesn't last but a minute or two but no doctor has ever been able to explain to me what this is or why it happens they never even know what the heck I am talking about.
 
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Deja Impromptu: The feeling that something unexpected, unplanned, or improvised has happened before.
"Running out of Deja X terms, so I just threw this one together like the last few."
 
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wwjd_kilden said:
Deja svada (svada= nonsense)
When people keep saying things as if they were absolute truths, but they are really a lot of nonsense
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Fortunately wikipedia has something for that. A list of common misconceptions.

 
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Blain said:
You know ever since I was a kid I sometimes rarely luckily get a dejavu attack except the dejavu is so strong that it makes me feel horrible sick queasy no matter what I do I have done or seen it before and it makes feel even more messed up it doesn't last but a minute or two but no doctor has ever been able to explain to me what this is or why it happens they never even know what the heck I am talking about.
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I have had this happen a lot, but I don't get queasy about it. I notice this happens a lot to people. I think it is connected somehow to dreams, as I have noticed a lot of deja vu events are merely what I have dreamed about before they happen. Lol I once had a dream about talking about deja vu with my friend Fatboy and then like months later me and him were talking about deja vu exactly like in the dream, and I realized it and mentioned it and the strange thing is he had the same experience O_O.

Lol don't let anxiety get the better of ya Blain, have no fear. I think you might find a lot of this happens to a lot of other people too. Of course the doctors can't explain it, it's intangible. Physicians can't deal with phenomena that's not physical, it's above their pay grade and somewhat defies everything they've ever been taught since they cannot locate a physical causation. Destiny is a river, sometime you just gotta go with the flow.
 
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Deja Chew: the feeling that you have chewed the same mouthful of food before.

Okay, that was gross...
 
Lynx

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Deja pe-yew! The feeling you have smelled that before.
"I swear, she must take a SHOWER in that perfume!"
OR
"Frank if you let one more fart we're dropping you off the roof."
 
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Deja clue: The feeling you have faced this mystery before.
"I know you used all the toilet paper because it's just us two here and I didn't. And while we're on the topic of whodunit, you owe me a honey bun too."
 
seoulsearch

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Deja Crew: the feeling that you've been trapped in a thread with the same bunch of smart-alecks like this before... :p
 
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seoulsearch said:
Deja Crew: the feeling that you've been trapped in a thread with the same bunch of smart-alecks like this before... :p
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Deja Lol-True: The feeling that you have laughed out loud before at a witty joke because it contains elements of truth.
 
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GodIsSalvation said:
Deja Doo: The feeling that you have seen this episode of Scooby Doo before and that they would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.

Deja New: That this does not really seem that new
"Hipsters? Don't you mean hippies?"

Deja Pee-yoo: That you have smelt this before
"Axe Body Spray -- Breathe In (Yay!), or Breathe Out (Nay!)?"

Deja Phew: That you have escaped a turmoil before like this.
"How to avoid the church hug?"

Deja Zoo: That you have seen this animal before.
"Hey look a Bobcat!" "No dummy that's a Lynx!"
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HaHaHa
I loved the Deja Doo....

Did anyone say DejaPoo yet...that feeling when you heard someones BS before lol
 
Blain

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skylove7 said:
HaHaHa
I loved the Deja Doo....

Did anyone say DejaPoo yet...that feeling when you heard someones BS before lol
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Have you been to the bdf? Although I would prbably say bull or at least bull crap
 
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