If you were a fruit...

[AbigailZeke]

What would you be and why?

 

[Lynx]

I'm a coconut you see
Sitting under a coconut tree
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut


Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself on the very front row
Put my arm around my waist
I got so fresh I slapped my face!
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut I'm a nut I'm a nut

 

[JeniBean]

I would be all the fruit in a basket, as I am unique and a well blended variety of many fruits.

 

[coby]

a lemon so I could be sour all day

 

[seoulsearch]

Why, I would be the fruitcake, of course!!

No explanation needed.

 

[Lynx]

Figures seoulsearch would steal the best answer right at the start of the thread. The whole rest of the thread will be futile.

I'd be a watermelon. Sweet, but big and fat and round.

(Actually I'm not all that fat. But it's more funny the other way...)

 

[BeyondET]

Why, I would be the fruitcake, of course!!

No explanation needed.

Surely im the fruitloops

 

[AbigailZeke]

I would be an orange. And annoying.

 

[ramx2016]

Is steak a fruit? Thought I read that somewhere...

 

[BeyondET]

Is steak a fruit? Thought I read that somewhere...

Surely a lemon pepper steak

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Bramble berries

... because the mere sight of them makes me feel happy, and the taste is so wonderful it almost puts me in a trance

 

[BruceWayne]

On the weekend I'd be Crunch Berries. The best fruit of all.

On Monday I'd be a Dragon Fruit. Interesting and fun to look at, but pretty boring.

The rest of the week I'd be a tomato. A Double-Agent posing as a fruit even though everything I do screams vegetable.

 

[Roh_Chris]

I'd be a watermelon. Sweet, but big and fat and round.

(Actually I'm not all that fat. But it's more funny the other way...)

You already claimed coconut. You can only claim one fruit.

I will be a watermelon because I'd like to fat and round. Plus, watermelon is sweet but not like i-am-gonna-gag-on-this kinda sweet.

 

[Blain]

Umm I can't really be the fruit i want to be because I would just eat myself. I cannot resist black berries

 

[AuntieAnt]

I'd be a tomato: red (redhead), bright (witty), saucy (sarcastic), thrives in most climates, and mixes well with lots of other foods (friendly).

 

[LittleBit1987]

I would be all the fruit in a basket, as I am unique and a well blended variety of many fruits.

Yea..... What ^ she said....

 

[GodIsSalvation]

I'd be a tomato: red (redhead), bright (witty), saucy (sarcastic), thrives in most climates, and mixes well with lots of other foods (friendly).

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Lol I was gonna say a clementine orange or a peach just pretty much because they're my favorites lol, but the redhead-tomato connection has given me pause. Lol now I have to actually think about this.

 

[crosstweed]

I thought I already was a fruit...?

Mmmmm... I'd probably be a raspberry.

No, a kiwi.

Your first impression would be sort of frightening or cute, or lolwhut, depending on your outlook on life, previous childhood traumas, and whether or not you've ever owned a cat.

Peel back the weird outside (some people find this fuzzy, sometimes chewy exterior distasteful and irritating) and I'm sorta psychedelic lookin' on the inside. And green. With little black seeds that get stuck in your teeth and later embarrass you when you unexpectedly have to speak in public.

I try to be sweet rather than acidic, but if you don't let me lie in the sunshine for a day... I could have an edge.

Leave me alone in the fruit draw for a while -- I'll be fine. But if you leave me alone for too long... I will be all cold and mushy and sad when you return.

Mkay.
Stopping right there.

Over-thinking this big time.





















​I really am a kiwi...

 

[MollyConnor]

I would be a strawberry because I can't help myself when I'm around chocolate.

 

[Utah]

What would you be and why?

A metro-sexual. Oh wait, that's a different kind of fruit. Never mind.