Haha, thanks mate!
When I go to the countryside in India and I ask someone where a particular place is, they will reply "Oh it's just nearby.. just keep going straight and you will find it."
Twenty minutes later, and still going straight....
Fifteen minutes later, and you arrive at a T-junction....
Next person "it is very close; just take the left."
I take the left...
Driving for 10 minutes....
*bang my head on the steering wheel out of frustration and open Google maps*
*Google maps can't find the place because it is in the countryside*
Continue driving until I ask the next person.
#truestory