Whatever you think was bad about that song, it must be a relative jubilee, truly pale in comparison to what is a crime against humanity, Barry Manilow. He needs to be tried at the Hague, and I figure Mandy had to be addicted to Dramamine. Just think of all the people in jail for victimless crimes. And the suicides. Don't forget the suicides! How many people hung themselves, or slit their wrists, just couldn't take it anymore, who lived with somebody who had one of his CD's? Think of the broken homes, the children who may need psychotherapy the rest of their lives, the people who drove ice picks into their ears... There was one supermarket I had to get over a morbid fear of, Barry Manilow, Cindy Lauper, Styx, quoting Colonel Kurtz, "The horror! The horror!"