No, it's not dishonest, you are wrong. You don't have to live millions of years at all. You can see evidence from Dna, fossil record, bad design, vestiges, comparative anatomy, embryology, atavisms, etc... I just listed you 7 completely different lines of evidence. Explain all of them.
The truth is, evolution is the bedrock of all modern biology and you literally can't understand most of biology without having at least some degree of understanding of evolution.
You have faith in an alternative process because of your family or your church. They are misguided. I have no problem accepting that God used evolution. But you must educate yourself. You're making jokes about monkeys being aliens and it's just all too clear you have no clue about their taxonomic ranking or why they are considered primates along with us, and go back further, they are considered mammals...and go back further still, they are animals.... Eukaryotic organisms that diverged from prokaryotes, viruses, etc.. billions of years ago. Ray Comfort is, whether he likes it or not, related to the banana he loves so dearly. Find a better teacher. Comfort is a vacuous dope.