If CC was a dating site...

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JesusLives

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Dino246 said:
Being Canadian, and single, I would simply say, "Escape the Clinton-Trump debacle... move to Canada. Now taking applications."
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Got room in your back yard for a tent till the next 4 years are over? lol
 
Grace-Like-Rain

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Descyple said:
If CC was a dating site....

I would change my username from "Descyple" to "Dazzler"

I would freely give out my cell phone number, which is 1-800-EXMALEMODEL (the "ex" standing for "extremely delusional", but I'd keep that a secret!).


I would use my Canadian nationality to my CC-dating advantage the following ways:

I would change my profile pic to a selfie that has me wearing a t-shirt which says "Canadians Do It (Make Bacon) Better"

And I would begin every conversation I have with women by saying the following phrase "I have my own igloo!!!"
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WHAT IS THIS?! Is this Descyple back from the grave? :eek:
 
AbigailZeke

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Descyple said:
If CC was a dating site....

I would change my username from "Descyple" to "Dazzler"

I would freely give out my cell phone number, which is 1-800-EXMALEMODEL (the "ex" standing for "extremely delusional", but I'd keep that a secret!).


I would use my Canadian nationality to my CC-dating advantage the following ways:

I would change my profile pic to a selfie that has me wearing a t-shirt which says "Canadians Do It (Make Bacon) Better"

And I would begin every conversation I have with women by saying the following phrase "I have my own igloo!!!"
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You got me at bacon.
 
Dan58

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HisHolly said:
Advertise? are you for sale?
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Absolutely... Half price this week. :)
Lets face it, if you want a date, one way or another, its going to cost you.. Ain't nothing free.
 
BruceWayne

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But after two weeks... I'ma need commitment, presents, and ice cream - Not necessarily in that order.
 
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BruceWayne said:
But after two weeks... I'ma need commitment, presents, and ice cream - Not necessarily in that order.
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I may or may not know people who can help you with that... :rolleyes:
 
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renewed_hope said:
Awe! Did you just offer to make me a cup of tea? Lynxy you are so sweet;)

Just be sure to put a little honey in it makes it sweeter....oh wait, it's already sweet enough





If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.........



.......sorry couldn't resist that one:p
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I don't hear any clapping. :)
 
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Sweet and spicy all wrapped up in one vertically challenged crazy package :rolleyes:
 
melita916

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"my name is melita. i like pizza. and ice cream. and chocolate."

lol
 
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Hard to say... The old cliché. Hi im a single xyz looking zyx... Hello Beautiful thank you.... Or Shut up and look pretty!
 
Addison

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I would say something like "Hiya, this is your future husband. You should go out with me because you'll get everything we own in the divorce. I hate you so much."
 
Lynx

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Addison said:
I would say something like "Hiya, this is your future husband. You should go out with me because you'll get everything we own in the divorce. I hate you so much."
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Reminds me of a Ray Stevens song about People's Court.

"I've decided I'm not gonna get married any more. I'm just gonna go out every three or four years, find some woman I can't stand and buy her a house."
 
SkittlePumpkin

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If I was single and this was a dating site, I wouldn't do anything. I would just wait for all the boys to flock to me. And they would, due to all the effervescence and charm I naturally exude.
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LittleBit1987

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In a nutshell... :rolleyes:
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Utah

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Mitspa said:
Wow ..some of you are way too uptight :( No wonder your single
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Poor Abigail, she's just sharing in some fun. People need to lighten up for crying out loud. Abigail, keep doing what you're doing. I love what you bring to the table.
 
seoulsearch

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Utah said:
Poor Abigail, she's just sharing in some fun. People need to lighten up for crying out loud. Abigail, keep doing what you're doing. I love what you bring to the table.
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One of the things I like most about Abi... Is that she has spunk, and in a sweet way.

She just lets it roll off her back... and keeps on truckin'.
 
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