Single White Male seeking single white female for mutual psychological torture. I'm frigid and woefully inexperienced in physical demonstrations of affection. Seeking former "bad girl" who likes to portray herself as something different. Crazy cat ladies and "natural" women to the front of the line. I like long sessions in front of the TV watching Alien Files on Netflix, and speaking in a whiskey voice to my firearms as I clean them lovingly. I have Mommy issues. I'm also under 6 foot tall, slightly overweight, and ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road. Get at me girrrrrrllllll!!!!!