Thread Mash-ups

[Oncefallen]

http://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/130874-plea-introvert-introverts.html

http://christianchat.com/christian-...ble-i-dont-do-depressing-i-dont-do-chaos.html

http://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/138924-yep-im-mean-nasty-jerk.html

 

[Lynx]

If I had a nickel every time someone said... Dating Non Believers



If I had a nickel every time someone said... Unequally Yoked

 

[Lynx]

Terrified

Change one word!

Give up?

Just tired

 

[Lynx]

marriage

Sacrifice and Self Denial

Terrified

 

[Lynx]

Dating in today's age

Give up?


(Hint: The answer is yes.)

 

[Lynx]

Why I am still single ?

Give up?

Internet dating

 

[Thompalin]

Obesity/overweight...

Fried Apples

Prayer

Cure for cancer?

 

[Lynx]

I swear I did not photoshop this picture at all. This is a direct screenshot taken just a minute ago of the CC Singles forum. It was just SO PERFECT!

 

[Lynx]

Why am I still single ?

I believe my girlfriend was evil or the Devil if that is possible



(Hey that's as good a reason as any I've ever heard.)

 

[NukePooch]

I swear I did not photoshop this picture at all. This is a direct screenshot taken just a minute ago of the CC Singles forum. It was just SO PERFECT!

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Okay, this is epic. You win 800 internets.

 

[AsifinPassing]

I swear I did not photoshop this picture at all. This is a direct screenshot taken just a minute ago of the CC Singles forum. It was just SO PERFECT!

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While I give you 1000 Internets for fortuitous circumstances... I subtract 200 Internets for Rule Breaking...

You definitely changed 2 words with those thread mash-ups, not 1...

As for my thread mash-ups...

What is the Purpose of life???? why am i here?


...on a let out note...Being Content

 

[Lynx]

Technically it was a reduction from two words to one word, so one word was changed and one removed. And the resulting sentence "Why we still single" doesn't even have a verb, so it's not a proper sentence.

If you're going to be pedantic, go all out.

 

[Lynx]

Divorced?

So We've Had a Few Like This Before...




I believe my girlfriend was evil or the Devil if that is possible

Wait...What???




Just Tired

So We've Had a Few Like This Before...

 

[Lynx]

Liking the Youth Pastor
How Long Until Proposal?

 

[Lynx]

What is the Purpose of Life???
Solitude without Lonliness


How Long Until Proposal?
Will You Be Around in the Next Moment?

(Apparently we want to get this over with real soon.)

 

[Lynx]

What is the Purpose of life???

Life equals Cake




(Hey, works for me)

 

[Lynx]

Life equals Cake
Food for Thought



What are the top 3 things on your bucket list?
Liking the youth pastor
Dating after divorce
Being content

 

[Lynx]

What should I do tonight?
Just talk

 

[Lynx]

Ya know who I miss?
My brain and his brain.

 

[SkittlePumpkin]

Ya know who I miss?
My brain and his brain.

Thank you for giving me one of those rare moments in which I literally laughed out loud instead of just LOLing on the inside.