I'm sorry I am late to post in this thread.
I'm certifiably Canadian. My sons played hockey up to Major Junior, then one took his hockey scholarship and went to university, played hockey, and got a business degree and he is a CA. The other played pro hockey for 10 years in the US and Europe. He quit hockey but kept coaching elite teams, this summer he quit his job to go coach hockey in Hong Kong.
My daughter was a figure skater who put herself through university partly by coaching figure skating. All 4 of my kids took French immersion. We are all polite.
So the problem is two fold. I am not single, and getting up there. But if this was 40 years ago, I would definitely put myself on the auction block. Sorry, I can only advise and point out the myths about Canada instead.
The worst myth is about Canadian bacon. I first ate it in the early 1960's in Oregon. I came back to Canada and found out it doesn't exist. Never has and never will. So weep for Canada, my friends!