(#1) List of dating mistakes that should be avoided by the Christian woman

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pete13

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(#1) BEING TOO RECLUSIVE WITH HOPE IN WAITING TO BE FOUND

True Christians like you are few; therefore you need to be more vigorous in your search if you want to get a true Christian. You have a higher chance of getting a false Christian man by being too reclusive.


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Tintin

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Avoid marrying a demon. You don't want to be lying in bed at night and then wake up to your beloved standing over you with a knife.
 

Demi777

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But u should always keep a knife under your pillow in case someone comes by with a cake

Avoid marrying a demon. You don't want to be lying in bed at night and then wake up to your beloved standing over you with a knife.
 
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Hellooo

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We can all contribute to this list right?

#2 dating someone who thinks you're a soul sucking demon
 
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PinkDiamond

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Yeah, another installment:D

It's been boring lately, lol.
 
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Tintin

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But u should always keep a knife under your pillow in case someone comes by with a cake
Oh, yes. That's very important. But don't let anyone else cut the cake. They can't be trusted...

...to cut you a good-sized piece.
 
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PinkDiamond

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I think this thread is a roll call for all the other seeds of God to announce themselves :D
 

Lynx

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Deja view: The feeling you have seen this thread before.

Come on pete, how many times are you going to play this record?
 
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Tintin

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Deja view: The feeling you have seen this thread before.

Come on pete, how many times are you going to play this record?
[video=youtube;ueASe2Vqr00]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueASe2Vqr00[/video]
 

17Bees

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You left out shape shifters. Soooo many people fall prey to shape shifters. Just the other day I saw a girl i knew from high school and you wouldn't believe how she's shape shifted.
 

NotmebutHim

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Don't go for mail-order brides, because you might have to take revenge later.................:D
 

seoulsearch

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You left out shape shifters. Soooo many people fall prey to shape shifters. Just the other day I saw a girl i knew from high school and you wouldn't believe how she's shape shifted.
I'm sorry, Bees, I didn't mean to throw you.

But I thought you'd kinda go for a harmless-looking weenie dog.

Thank goodness I have about 4 other disguises I can shapeshift into, when I'm not hiding myself away.
 

Tinkerbell725

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I like Maui, even if he is a loser/ thief/shape shifter demigod . He was able to redeem himself in the end anyway.
 
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Avoid marrying a demon. You don't want to be lying in bed at night and then wake up to your beloved standing over you with a knife.
I thought it was at the foot of the bed with a sledge hammer?