YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT…
If you think a person's gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed...
If you're against the death penalty but think abortion should be legal...
If you think free healthcare is free...
If you think the NY Times is fair and balanced...
If you believe Russians hacked the last election, but there's no need to investigate possible voter fraud...
If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is 'free speech'...
If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and committing arson is 'free speech'...
If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren't...
If you punch someone in the face while you're wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt...
If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free abortions and birth control...
If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences...
If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in an obscene costume...
If you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not racist...
If you think every man is a potential rapist, but if he puts on a dress, your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room...
If you believe it is your right to have the government take from everyone around you to give you stuff...
If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actually violence...
If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt, violent, and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
If you think "Piss Christ" is an important artistic achievement, but any portrayal of Mohamed is a hate crime...
If you protest so-called oppression of women in Western countries, but you have never said a word about the mistreatment of women in Muslim countries…
If you think kids should decide what gender they'll be, but you won't let them decide what to eat for lunch...
If you're bothered by Donald Trump’s inexcusable record with women, but not Bill Clinton’s...
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga or Joy Behar and Whoppi complain about how Trump degrades women and not see the irony...
You Might Be A Democrat!!
If you think a person's gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed...
If you're against the death penalty but think abortion should be legal...
If you think free healthcare is free...
If you think the NY Times is fair and balanced...
If you believe Russians hacked the last election, but there's no need to investigate possible voter fraud...
If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is 'free speech'...
If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and committing arson is 'free speech'...
If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren't...
If you punch someone in the face while you're wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt...
If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free abortions and birth control...
If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences...
If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in an obscene costume...
If you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not racist...
If you think every man is a potential rapist, but if he puts on a dress, your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room...
If you believe it is your right to have the government take from everyone around you to give you stuff...
If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actually violence...
If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt, violent, and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
If you think "Piss Christ" is an important artistic achievement, but any portrayal of Mohamed is a hate crime...
If you protest so-called oppression of women in Western countries, but you have never said a word about the mistreatment of women in Muslim countries…
If you think kids should decide what gender they'll be, but you won't let them decide what to eat for lunch...
If you're bothered by Donald Trump’s inexcusable record with women, but not Bill Clinton’s...
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga or Joy Behar and Whoppi complain about how Trump degrades women and not see the irony...
You Might Be A Democrat!!