You Might be a Democrat if:

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Silverwings

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YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT…
If you think a person's gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed...
If you're against the death penalty but think abortion should be legal...
If you think free healthcare is free...
If you think the NY Times is fair and balanced...
If you believe Russians hacked the last election, but there's no need to investigate possible voter fraud...
If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is 'free speech'...
If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and committing arson is 'free speech'...
If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren't...
If you punch someone in the face while you're wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt...
If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free abortions and birth control...
If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences...
If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in an obscene costume...
If you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not racist...
If you think every man is a potential rapist, but if he puts on a dress, your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room...
If you believe it is your right to have the government take from everyone around you to give you stuff...
If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actually violence...
If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt, violent, and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
If you think "Piss Christ" is an important artistic achievement, but any portrayal of Mohamed is a hate crime...
If you protest so-called oppression of women in Western countries, but you have never said a word about the mistreatment of women in Muslim countries…
If you think kids should decide what gender they'll be, but you won't let them decide what to eat for lunch...
If you're bothered by Donald Trump’s inexcusable record with women, but not Bill Clinton’s...
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga or Joy Behar and Whoppi complain about how Trump degrades women and not see the irony...
You Might Be A Democrat!!
 

88

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If you cry a lot at elections...
 

88

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You are super generous---with other people's money...
 

88

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Your favorite character in the Wizard of Oz---the Scarecrow...
 
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Galatea

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Your favorite character in the Wizard of Oz---the Scarecrow...
Not the Scarecrow, the Wizard of Oz, all smoke and mirrors.
 

Utah

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I just fell in love with the OP.

Take that, Haters!
 

NotmebutHim

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May 17, 2015
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If you think that the new Secretary of Education is on a crusade to take away "safety net" and other special services, and wants to put teachers out of work.......
 

PennEd

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Apr 22, 2013
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YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT…
If you think a person's gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed...
If you're against the death penalty but think abortion should be legal...
If you think free healthcare is free...
If you think the NY Times is fair and balanced...
If you believe Russians hacked the last election, but there's no need to investigate possible voter fraud...
If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is 'free speech'...
If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and committing arson is 'free speech'...
If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren't...
If you punch someone in the face while you're wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt...
If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free abortions and birth control...
If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences...
If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in an obscene costume...
If you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not racist...
If you think every man is a potential rapist, but if he puts on a dress, your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room...
If you believe it is your right to have the government take from everyone around you to give you stuff...
If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actually violence...
If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt, violent, and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
If you think "Piss Christ" is an important artistic achievement, but any portrayal of Mohamed is a hate crime...
If you protest so-called oppression of women in Western countries, but you have never said a word about the mistreatment of women in Muslim countries…
If you think kids should decide what gender they'll be, but you won't let them decide what to eat for lunch...
If you're bothered by Donald Trump’s inexcusable record with women, but not Bill Clinton’s...
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga or Joy Behar and Whoppi complain about how Trump degrades women and not see the irony...
You Might Be A Democrat!!
No comment. Just wanted to bookmark in case I wanted to find this brilliant and accurate list again.
 

zeroturbulence

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Aug 2, 2009
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YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT…
If you think a person's gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed...
If you're against the death penalty but think abortion should be legal...
If you think free healthcare is free...
If you think the NY Times is fair and balanced...
If you believe Russians hacked the last election, but there's no need to investigate possible voter fraud...
If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is 'free speech'...
If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and committing arson is 'free speech'...
If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren't...
If you punch someone in the face while you're wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt...
If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free abortions and birth control...
If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences...
If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in an obscene costume...
If you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not racist...
If you think every man is a potential rapist, but if he puts on a dress, your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room...
If you believe it is your right to have the government take from everyone around you to give you stuff...
If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actually violence...
If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt, violent, and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
If you think "Piss Christ" is an important artistic achievement, but any portrayal of Mohamed is a hate crime...
If you protest so-called oppression of women in Western countries, but you have never said a word about the mistreatment of women in Muslim countries…
If you think kids should decide what gender they'll be, but you won't let them decide what to eat for lunch...
If you're bothered by Donald Trump’s inexcusable record with women, but not Bill Clinton’s...
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga or Joy Behar and Whoppi complain about how Trump degrades women and not see the irony...
You Might Be A Democrat!!
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JesusLives

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You might be a Christian if you love your enemies.
You might be a Christian if you turn the other cheek.
You might be a Christian if you love your neighbor even if they spitefully use you.
You might be a Christian if you find joy and peace in your heart.
You might be a Christian if you are longsuffering.
You might be a Christian if you show gentleness and goodness.
You might be a Christian if you have faith.
You might be a Christian if you have temperance.
You might be a Christian if you are meek.
 

JustWhoIAm

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Jan 6, 2016
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YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT…
If you think a person's gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed...
If you're against the death penalty but think abortion should be legal...
If you think free healthcare is free...
If you think the NY Times is fair and balanced...
If you believe Russians hacked the last election, but there's no need to investigate possible voter fraud...
If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is 'free speech'...
If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and committing arson is 'free speech'...
If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren't...
If you punch someone in the face while you're wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt...
If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free abortions and birth control...
If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences...
If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in an obscene costume...
If you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not racist...
If you think every man is a potential rapist, but if he puts on a dress, your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room...
If you believe it is your right to have the government take from everyone around you to give you stuff...
If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actually violence...
If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt, violent, and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
If you think "Piss Christ" is an important artistic achievement, but any portrayal of Mohamed is a hate crime...
If you protest so-called oppression of women in Western countries, but you have never said a word about the mistreatment of women in Muslim countries…
If you think kids should decide what gender they'll be, but you won't let them decide what to eat for lunch...
If you're bothered by Donald Trump’s inexcusable record with women, but not Bill Clinton’s...
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga or Joy Behar and Whoppi complain about how Trump degrades women and not see the irony...
You Might Be A Democrat!!
Where did you get this? Can I share on my FB? This is awesome.
 

gb9

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Jan 18, 2011
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you might be a democrat if you think anyone who does not believe in climate change is crazy, and anyone who believes in creation crazier!
 

Utah

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You might be a Christian if you love your enemies.
You might be a Christian if you turn the other cheek.
You might be a Christian if you love your neighbor even if they spitefully use you.
You might be a Christian if you find joy and peace in your heart.
You might be a Christian if you are longsuffering.
You might be a Christian if you show gentleness and goodness.
You might be a Christian if you have faith.
You might be a Christian if you have temperance.
You might be a Christian if you are meek.
Excellent wisdom here and you're 100% correct, but your list does not discredit the OP's list regarding democrats.
 

Dude653

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Mar 19, 2011
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Troll post.... I could just as easily make blanket generalizations about Republicans
 

JesusLives

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Does this post promote unity amongst Christians or division? I'm truly over the political arguing and am moving on to try an unite Christian brothers and sisters as this does no good in our heavenly family. I think even Jesus would be wanting to put us all in time out.

What good does it do to find fault in one political party or another? This thread does not promote healing but division and continues to magnify the countries division but it should not be so amongst Christian brothers and sisters and I am now trying to promote unity and healing between difference of opinions of which we all have a right to have but I do believe we cross a line keeping the division alive.

John 13: 34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

Outsiders coming in to this site would think we are no different than the world what kind of an example are we showing them when we are so divided. I personally want to love my brothers and sisters and my part of the division is done. God has not been pleased with me can you say He is pleased with you in political threads?
 

zeroturbulence

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Darlene, I'm sorry if that post offends you, but every sentence in that post is based on a well-known fact about liberal beliefs. If it was just a name-calling, insulting post I would never support it.
 
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Dude653

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Last one is a strawman... a woman is entitled to show her own body. A man is not entitled to touch her without permission
 

Magenta

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Last one is a strawman... a woman is entitled to show her own body. A man is not entitled to touch her without permission
I learned what twerking was from Miley Cyrus. Yes, that was quite a show!
 

JesusLives

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Darlene, I'm sorry if that post offends you, but every sentence in that post is based on a well-known fact about liberal beliefs. If it was just a name-calling, insulting post I would never support it.
If you met me in person you could say my you're fat maybe you should do something about that - and it's true but would it promote Christian love between us or cause harm and division? Just because something is true doesn't mean it has to be tossed everywhere when you know it will cause division.

Instead of making the division larger as Christians don't you feel we should try and close the gap?

I tried to make a point and feel that has been done so moving on. Just want to try and promote unity and Christ like behavior as I am tired of showing my bad side and would like to do better and would hope others would like to do the same that's all.