You Know Your Cheap When_______________?

[88]

When cheap people call you cheap---- hey where's that penny I found...?

 

[tanakh]

Having an old Pin Up of Jack Benny on your wall

 

[Pemican]

You use a paper towel to wipe up some spilled water, then you hang it up to dry so you can re-use it.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

You use a paper towel to wipe up some spilled water, then you hang it up to dry so you can re-use it.

I see nothing wrong with that. Re-using paper towel is being frugal. Washing out toilet paper to reuse...THAT is cheap.

 

[Addison]

When you would rather using the following payment option than to spend any money.

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[tanakh]

You buy a happy Meal at McDonalds when you don't have a kid with you

 

[tanakh]

You buy a copy of the KJV Bible because it is cheaper than the others

 

[88]

You buy a happy Meal at McDonalds when you don't have a kid with you

*** and you trade the toy to some kid for fries...

 

[CaptainGoat]

Your clothesline has teabags on it.

 

[CaptainGoat]

Your clothesline has teabags on it.

.....And you don't even drink tea!!!

 

[88]

.....And you don't even drink tea!!!

***hey, you might be tea ing someone off...

 

[88]

You pay the kid who raked your yard off with coupons...

 

[Test_F_i_2_Luv]

...you're not even willing to expend the energy it takes to type an apostrophe and the letter e.

/sorry for the spelling smack. lol

I'd generally attribute the missing letters and punctuation to laziness rather than being cheap. Don't think 88 was trying to be lazy, though. Could be saving energy for the tithing thread.

Anyway, as I read this I came up with my own original answer on being cheap:

"You know you're too cheap when you're unwilling to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune".

...how 'bout that?

 

[88]

I'd generally attribute the missing letters and punctuation to laziness rather than being cheap. Don't think 88 was trying to be lazy, though. Could be saving energy for the tithing thread.

Anyway, as I read this I came up with my own original answer on being cheap:

"You know you're too cheap when you're unwilling to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune".

...how 'bout that?

****I saved 1%...

 

[88]

You turn down the heat and tell your wife to wear her fur coat to bed...

 

[tanakh]

You demand a discount at Charity Shops

 

[kaylagrl]

You go to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers...

ROFL that is hilarious!!

 

[kaylagrl]

You turn down the heat and tell your wife to wear her fur coat to bed...

I guess its my Canadian heritage but I like my house cool,especially when I go to sleep. My husband has been shivering in bed and I have the air conditioning on in winter. So I guess he'd be wearing the fur coat. lol My family calls me polar bear.

 

[tourist]

You go to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers...

It's finger licking good.

 

[88]

Scrooge texted you to quit using his name...