You use a paper towel to wipe up some spilled water, then you hang it up to dry so you can re-use it.
*** and you trade the toy to some kid for fries...You buy a happy Meal at McDonalds when you don't have a kid with you
.....And you don't even drink tea!!!Your clothesline has teabags on it.
***hey, you might be tea ing someone off........And you don't even drink tea!!!
...you're not even willing to expend the energy it takes to type an apostrophe and the letter e.![]()
/sorry for the spelling smack. lol
****I saved 1%...I'd generally attribute the missing letters and punctuation to laziness rather than being cheap. Don't think 88 was trying to be lazy, though. Could be saving energy for the tithing thread.
Anyway, as I read this I came up with my own original answer on being cheap:
"You know you're too cheap when you're unwilling to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune".
...how 'bout that?![]()
You go to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers...
You turn down the heat and tell your wife to wear her fur coat to bed...
You go to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers...