If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

[tourist]

start counting every penny I've Got,starting now,one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty..........

You might want to use a calculator for these complicated calculations.

 

[Conversationand]

Call in on Joefizz' house and borrow one of his girlfriends!

You mean the Chris Pratt body pillow?

 

[GaryA]

You mean the Chris Pratt body pillow?

LOL

( Ouch! )

 

[Maka]

If I'm single for too much longer, I might actually start believing I'm better off single.

 

[joefizz]

Call in on Joefizz' house and borrow one of his girlfriends!

sorry all my "girl friends" are imaginary,here see for yourself...

 

[J0Hnnatcc3]

A drowned man does me no good. I want him captive, not dead.

Well at least you're a thoughtful psychopath/kidnapper.

 

[J0Hnnatcc3]

Thanks! This was funny

No problem

 

[CaptainGoat]

Imaginary kids take after the wife. She's imaginary too. They get issues like they feel ignored....Especially the kids at school.....

 

[Tabitha4thelord]

Imaginary kids take after the wife. She's imaginary too. They get issues like they feel ignored....Especially the kids at school.....

Hahaha, this Is too cute!

 

[CaptainGoat]

If I'm single for too much longer, I might actually start believing I'm better off single.

Aww. Dont panic. I'm sure there are men who notice you!

 

[Miri]

Hi Seoul, you didn't include mine.

Practice, practice, practice my saxophone playing annoying the neighbour's and
running all the cats out of the neighbourhood.

Followed by taking over the worship team, (they don't have any brass since I left).

Then go on a world tour, annoy everyone. Get evicted from the planet and then see
if I can find any single aliens.

How did I do


Me and one of my saxophones! Now all I need is an alien. Lol

 

[Miri]

Start up a flat earth thread on CC, just to annoy people.

 

[CaptainGoat]

Hahaha, this Is too cute!

Joefizz' imaginary gf may be just as pretty as my imaginary wife!

 

[CaptainGoat]

Start up a flat earth thread on CC, just to annoy people.

Already done that as an expression of my singlinity!

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Well... if I add "and win the lottery (millions and millions)" to the equation:

Buy two houses: One somewhere warm, one in the Scottish Highlands. Then go exploring.

 

[Galatea]

Find out which of my students have single dads, then set up conferences with the dads to talk about my concerns with their students. I figure it could be like speed dating. I could set up four or five conferences in one afternoon. I have had kids wanting to set me up with their uncles, but I figured they were the creepy uncles no one wants to talk about.

 

[Maka]

Well... if I add "and win the lottery (millions and millions)" to the equation:

Buy two houses: One somewhere warm, one in the Scottish Highlands. Then go exploring.

I love Scotland! Never been there but I hope to one day. I'd go just for the cute accents. Lol

 

[CaptainGoat]

Find out which of my students have single dads, then set up conferences with the dads to talk about my concerns with their students. I figure it could be like speed dating. I could set up four or five conferences in one afternoon. I have had kids wanting to set me up with their uncles, but I figured they were the creepy uncles no one wants to talk about.

But I'm an uncle!

 

[CaptainGoat]

I love Scotland! Never been there but I hope to one day. I'd go just for the cute accents. Lol

Had an adventure round Scotland myself, but was glad to pass back in to Wales on the return journey. There is a safe feeling about returning to ones own country!

 

[Galatea]

But I'm an uncle!

My soon to be eight year old nephew told me very pointedly that he wants an uncle.