If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
tourist

tourist

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#241
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#241
joefizz said:
start counting every penny I've Got,starting now,one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty..........
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You might want to use a calculator for these complicated calculations.
 
Maka

Maka

Senior Member
#244
Jun 26, 2017
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#244
If I'm single for too much longer, I might actually start believing I'm better off single.
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#248
#248
Imaginary kids take after the wife. She's imaginary too. They get issues like they feel ignored....Especially the kids at school.....
 
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Tabitha4thelord

Guest
#249
#249
CaptainGoat said:
Imaginary kids take after the wife. She's imaginary too. They get issues like they feel ignored....Especially the kids at school.....
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Hahaha, this Is too cute!
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#250
#250
Maka said:
If I'm single for too much longer, I might actually start believing I'm better off single.
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Aww. Dont panic. I'm sure there are men who notice you!
 
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Miri

Guest
#251
#251
Hi Seoul, you didn't include mine.

Practice, practice, practice my saxophone playing annoying the neighbour's and
running all the cats out of the neighbourhood.

Followed by taking over the worship team, (they don't have any brass since I left).

Then go on a world tour, annoy everyone. Get evicted from the planet and then see
if I can find any single aliens.

How did I do :D


Me and one of my saxophones! Now all I need is an alien. Lol


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Miri

Guest
#252
#252
Start up a flat earth thread on CC, just to annoy people. :D
 
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wwjd_kilden

Guest
#255
#255
Well... if I add "and win the lottery (millions and millions)" to the equation:

Buy two houses: One somewhere warm, one in the Scottish Highlands. Then go exploring.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#256
#256
Find out which of my students have single dads, then set up conferences with the dads to talk about my concerns with their students. I figure it could be like speed dating. I could set up four or five conferences in one afternoon. I have had kids wanting to set me up with their uncles, but I figured they were the creepy uncles no one wants to talk about.
 
Maka

Maka

Senior Member
#257
Jun 26, 2017
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#257
wwjd_kilden said:
Well... if I add "and win the lottery (millions and millions)" to the equation:

Buy two houses: One somewhere warm, one in the Scottish Highlands. Then go exploring.
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I love Scotland! Never been there but I hope to one day. I'd go just for the cute accents. Lol :D
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#258
#258
Galatea said:
Find out which of my students have single dads, then set up conferences with the dads to talk about my concerns with their students. I figure it could be like speed dating. I could set up four or five conferences in one afternoon. I have had kids wanting to set me up with their uncles, but I figured they were the creepy uncles no one wants to talk about.
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But I'm an uncle!
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#259
#259
Maka said:
I love Scotland! Never been there but I hope to one day. I'd go just for the cute accents. Lol :D
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Had an adventure round Scotland myself, but was glad to pass back in to Wales on the return journey. There is a safe feeling about returning to ones own country!
 
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