Ha ha oh alpha male
Hear now from the Omega
Because you hilariously put down the betas
I have come to sum up and seal
Actually indeed this berating you don't deserve this
But your story here this is the problem of maneaters, not feminists
And I feel for you as you say plainly your problem is you can't find the right one
But alas don't you see how you then tell me just lately you've had 10?!
I mean how you going to complain about finding your soulmate to a virgin?
Your problem is easy to see, you're bagging brainless babes by the bushel
And you tell me you'd rather have a chip on your shoulder and be single?
Ha ha there's no way you mean that
Ha ha how long have you even gone without touching, let alone kissing a woman?
Ha ha no way you can tell me it be easy for you to go without them like such
And then you say not your fault if some are married?
Palm on my face, all ready right there you got the problems of the adulterer
But though I'm a virgin and by the law of Moses may stone you
I understand indeed the women today are tricky, and Jesus don't hate ya
My advice to you is this, you're older than me
Ha ha and as a lover you're obviously way more experienced
Give something new a try, try to be for a short determined period of time celibate
A lot of white knights love playing the counsellor to woo babes
But frankly for them it always ends in bad ways
No, you need to rethink your place where you alpha males are by your own mouth
Appointed to give direction and example to your brothers, yea you should serve even the betas
It's that old wisdom of Jesus
The greater serves and the lesser leads
So since you're alpha and I am omega do what I say
For a time be celibate and give encouragement to your Gen X and Millennial brothers
Even the betas, teach them the manlier ways!
And if by chance you find a good woman
At least date her for a long time before you have sex with her
In fact if possible wait until after the marriage
In this way your relationships won't be as shallow with maneating and trifling women
Ha ha I enjoyed your posts and points though oh elder
But it's true your problems are two pop songs
Maneater by Nelyl Furtado and I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
You are moving far too fast, you need to cool down with the women for a moment
Let the crazy feminists chant for Islam at their protests and rants
And come for a time be like me celibate
And whether you remain that way
Or are blessed to find the one like a crown
I will hope for you the gaudy dramatic romantic winds settle down
I will still hope the best for you in Jesus