If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
seoulsearch said:
Don't pack up just yet, Galatea.

I live kinda-sorta-maybe-a-little West-ish, and I can neither confirm nor deny the allegedly vast numbers of men here.

Of course... I also haven't set out my bacon traps yet, so you might want to give me a little time to get back to you. :cool:
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I live in a red dot area, unfortunately. I haven't taken to setting bacon traps yet. It sounds like a plan. I might set some salad traps to attract the vegetarians, too. I want to cover all my bases.
 
Galatea said:
I live in a red dot area, unfortunately. I haven't taken to setting bacon traps yet. It sounds like a plan. I might set some salad traps to attract the vegetarians, too. I want to cover all my bases.
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then use an oversized sheet!
 
Pipp said:
Fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a super hero ... i just need a cape......
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put "super" in front of my name so noone can guess if I'm a super hero or a super villian,says "super Joefizz"
 
Galatea said:
I live in a red dot area, unfortunately. I haven't taken to setting bacon traps yet. It sounds like a plan. I might set some salad traps to attract the vegetarians, too. I want to cover all my bases.
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I'm looking forward to seeing the theme on your wedding invitations:

"The Mermaid - And - The Vegan."

*SNAP*

If he's a veggie-only kinda guy... Would he be allowed to marry a fish???!!!

Hey, you could always join me for Thursday night Bingo.

I'm a little dismayed to see that I'm the only one who voted for that in the poll. :(:(:(
 
seoulsearch said:
I'm looking forward to seeing the theme on your wedding invitations:

"The Mermaid - And - The Vegan."

*SNAP*

If he's a veggie-only kinda guy... Would he be allowed to marry a fish???!!!

Hey, you could always join me for Thursday night Bingo.

I'm a little dismayed to see that I'm the only one who voted for that in the poll. :(:(:(
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Since he's a vegan maybe he'll have the mantra "Fish are friends".

I will join you for Thursday night bingo as long as I don't have to dye my hair blue. I want to get one of those nifty highlighter pens, too.
 
joefizz said:
squeeze the oranges.
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When I was single I used to thump the honeydews in the produce department at my local grocery store which in Florida would be Publix where shopping is always a pleasure. At least that's the advertising claim they make. There's an element of truth to that statement.
 
Galatea said:
I live in a red dot area, unfortunately. I haven't taken to setting bacon traps yet. It sounds like a plan. I might set some salad traps to attract the vegetarians, too. I want to cover all my bases.
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You'd probably just get rabbits instead...

Oh well. Sometimes, when it comes to trapping your victims, you just got to "live and learn" I guess.
 
tourist said:
When I was single I used to thump the honeydews in the produce department at my local grocery store which in Florida would be Publix where shopping is always a pleasure. At least that's the advertising claim they make. There's an element of truth to that statement.
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I had one of their subs after church, Sunday. So good!
 
I now have a PS memory card.... so I guess I will round FFXII again .... :p

(Bohoooo I am back at the beginning an I keep dying as soon as any special creature appears)
 
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